Friday, December 16, 2005
Volleyball Women With Cameltoes
little girl comes to liquor
- half a liter, please-thick voice says
- But baby you have got milk are under your nose!
- not mleko.To sperm!
***
- Who does not forgive mistakes?
- Women and Tetris on the 1919 level.
***
beautiful July day. Forest, tweet birds, here and there przebiegasarenka in the background can be heard tapping woodpecker. Suddenly emerges from the depths of the forest siępotężna cloud of dust, which travels at a frantic rush forest. Wpopłochu Animals flee. Tumult, noise, do not see anything. And finally zatrzymujesię cloud in a forest clearing. The dust slowly falls. On clearing tens and hundreds of .. jeży.Sapią, nozzle, catch breath. Only one, who led the herd, is blissfully sięusmiecha with delight asks the other:
- Whore! As mustangs, no?
***
meat guy comes and asks for a kilogram black pudding, vendor throws muna sausage counter, the guy bends, smells, thinks and says:
- Two grams is not enough. Seller shocked
put sausage on the scale, and actually weighs two grams is not enough.
- How did you know? Customer
said:
- The smell can recognize the exact type and weight.
Seller does not believe it, but must check - get on, assume that the guy will opaskęna eyes and guessed what that puts on weight, which is his guess, and jakczegoś not guess - it's for everything he got earlier will musiałzapłacić. Seller throws him on the counter 1.45 kg. ground, the guy says:
- 1.45 kg. minced.
That gives him 16.5 grams of Silesia, the guesses as to the gram, etc. In końcusprzedawca got mad and called out a young student, who was with him at his praktycei said to her:
- Pulls pants!
She obediently pulled, the seller gives the customer sniff underwear and asks:
- What is that?
And this moment is uncertain, sniff, sniff and replied:
- Krakow ... hmmm ... 14 flats 8th
***
especially recommend competitions stone's throw away:) But all is interesting;)
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Trojan Standard Condom Vs Magnum
The doctor can not sleep - in her mind struggling with my conscience.
conscience: "You can not fall asleep when I betrayed my husband!"
Reason: "And why should it! If your husband ever busy, no time for sex zbraku time - it was by and holidays. Well done ..." Sleep peacefully, sleep "...
Conscience:" Treason is betrayal of rough! Copulate with the patient - a violation etykilekarskiej "
Reason:" Yeah? And remember Zalewska the Polyclinic. She regularly sleeps zpacjentami and everyone is happy, all is well. "
Conscience milknie.Kobieta slowly falls asleep ... suddenly - a shy conscience speaks in a whisper:" No, but Zalewska is not a veterinarian! "
***
the times as Miller was still prime minister - he went with "niezapowiedzianągospodarską visit 'to one of their establishments. There have decided to specifically accommodate him goprzyjąć and turtle soup. But the problem arose because the chef does not mógłukatrupić turtle. What has happened that he took a meat cleaver to cut off his head - it's the crust żółwchował ... And so over and over again. So it took a long time that hungry Miller became interested in the matter and asked what the problem was. When he was told what it is-claimed that he is settled. He came in one hand and took a cleaver kiedyżółw hid it again put his finger in the ass the other hand ... Turtle from razuwystawił head and snip ... Miller gathered applauded as an effective way and fachowość.Kucharz quickly prepared soup and everything was OK. During the consumption of plant boss asked where he learned the Prime Minister takiegosposobu. To which Miller replied:
- Well that's easy! And you think that as we tie a tie Oleksemu?
***
Mother spends 20 years of his life, to do with the son of man, and the first woman doing better with him an idiot for 20 minutes.
*** Warning! You dream of a big win? "I've never won nothing? Want a great chance! Send SMS
"Fuck you in the ass" to number 997 and wait quietly.
to win a free ride polonaise, three pictures and two bracelets.
*** Wife to husband:
- you know, today as I walked in the entrance is a clock fell right behind me ...
Husband:
- always a whore late ....
***
Monday, December 5, 2005
Piano Kate Nash Sheet Music
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calling man to a brothel and ordered the house girl for the night.
-And what do you want, blonde, brunette or maybe ginger?
-A I do not care and so amblyopia.
-A is to be high, low?
-Whatever, I have no legs.
-A may have a little bit if you lean in the carcass?
-Whatever, I have no hands.
-It can you not have interest?
-interest that I have. And what do you think that the number of twisted?
- marry with me?
- No.
- It's down!
-Hi bogdan, overthrew what u hear more go to Basia,
-No, I do not go
-O is good, because I heard it was a terrible whore
-I married her
After all, the whole town-it was
-20 thousand. But those city
Rusek, Germany, and Pole talk about the achievements of contemporary medicine.
Rusek: us next to a woman broke a grenade, both her hands urwalo and assemble the deck of the hospital is now wiolaczelistka best in the country.
Germany: urwalo guy in our legs and in the hospital with him so we assemble jestteraz best runner in the country.
Pole in our guy came on anti-personnel mine as it exploded was only ponim dick, and so it is now assemble with my boss.
takes the match in water polo. Roman runs with the ball at goal rivals. Dostrzału gearing up ...- Give to Rysiek! - Screaming classmates.
Roman did not hear.
- Provide, to .. Rysiek ball! - Tear up the coach. Roman
not hear fluid
.- Enter the Rysiek! Enter the Rysiek! - Yelling mob in the stands.
Roman did not hear. Swims, he throws the ball, shoots.
- Goal! Scored a goal! - Enjoys.
- Well, fuck the goal! Ryszard drowned!
two cows are sitting on a tree and chew nails, flies a herd of vices. Head of vises, flies, and asks:
- Cows, which way to Morocco?
an equivalent - right?
and flew right Sidzą on, chewing nails, all of a sudden a flock of flies next imadeł.Szef vises, flies, and asks:
- Cows which way to Morocco? "One said - to the left!
lewoSidzą and flew in on, chewing nails, until finally one asks the other
- You ... and why do one say to the right and second left?!
- A dick so much vices in Morocco?
Instead of getting married. Just find a girl you do not like and buy her a house
American spacecraft flew to Mars ... landed ... already starting to gather all of a sudden podlecialo two such funny green Martians and bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzz wyjsciowe.Amerykanie welded the door trying to get ... 10 minutes, 30 minutes ... later than August udalo.Wyszli and there have already met a greater group of Marsjan.No so I greet you and ask:
- "Why do we exit doors zaspawaliscie" naco
Martians.
- "Always do the new, but it's probably not a problem-just the Poles were here ... Colleagues and welded the door after 5 minutes they were already outside ... and even gifts they brought. " Americans
- "Gifts, Poles? Impossible, what sort of gifts? "
Martian -" nothing extraordinary, some a beating, but it got everyone! "
are two trenches: German and polski.I just fighting each other, shoot each other, but So far none of the stronnikogo not passed. Until finally one of the Poles said
- Te, which is the most popular German name?
- Hmmmm ... Maybe Hans? - Oh Good! Hans cry, and maybe some deer to go to lean and cry zastrzelimy.No:
- Hans!
- I!? - Szwabe be emptied ... JEB! He got the ball.
- Hans! - I?! - JEB! Next ...
- Hans! - I?! - JEB!
And so the broken, there are only a few ... the Krauts sit and think
- so too can we do?
- I! What is the common name for Polish?
- May Zdzichu?
- I gut! I roar:
- Zdzichu! - (Pause)
- Zdzichu! - (Pause)
- Zdzichu!
- Zdzich not be on vacation ... It is you, Hans?
- I! - JEB
real conversation recorded at the frequency of sea alarmowejcanal 106 Spaniards and Americans between 16 Oct 1997.
Spaniards (the scratchy phone) ... Here, Says A-853, please change your course by 15 degrees to avoid a collision, you go straight at us, distance 25 milmorskich.
Americans (crackles in the background) ... We suggest you change course 15 degrees to the north
English: Negatively ... We repeat: Go your course 15 degrees napoludnie to unknac collision ....
Americans (one can hear a different voice) Here the captain, says maritime StanowZjednoczonych America, continue to suggest, change swojkurs 15 degrees north to avoid collision.
Spaniards: we can not take such a decision, because it is not considered zasluszna nor possible at this moment! Your change your course 15 stopnina south otherwise come to a collision ...!!!! Americans: This is CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES, who commands the USS LINCOLN, JACKETS WAR OF THE UNITED STATES ...!!!! AS SECOND DOWIELKOSCI ship American fleet, also note ZEJESTEMY Escorted by four submarines, six destroyers and 2KRAZOWNIKI, a walk to the Gulf CELUPRZEPROWADZENIA OPERATION! DO NOT SUGGEST, AND DEMAND, THAT YE ZMIENILIKURS 15 degrees!! OTHERWISE WE WILL BE NECESSARY PODJACDZIALANIA To ensure the safety of the ship SO, HOW united forces of the coalition. WY duly PANSTWASPRZYMIERZONEGO, ARE MEMBER OF NATO AND THE COALITION ... ZADAMSTANOWCZO subordination and COURSE CHANGES ...!!!!
English: Tu Salas says Juan Manuel Alcantara, we are in two, eskortujenas our dog, we have with one another our food, two beers and a canary, which Now sleep ... We have supported each other and Radio La Coruna kanalu106 marine alarm control ... Does not succeed in no place and say DOWAS from the mainland, the lighthouse A-853, Z COAST GALICJI.NIE have any information that shitty places take RANKINGUWSRODHISZPANSKICH lighthouses ... CAN take measures NAJAKIE ONLY YOU COME Ochota to ensure BEZPIECZENSTWOWASZEGO fucking ship, which in a moment founder on the caves, SO AGAIN suggest to change course 15 DEGREES NAPOLUDNIE to avoid a collision, OK ??????
Americans :????????????????????
new geography teacher comes to class to class and says:
- Today we will talk about what is a globe.
Class on the chorus: - Get out you old bitch!
teacher burst into tears, ran out of class and went to the director.
- Colleague - says the director. - I'll show you how to deal with them.
After a while, the director enters the classroom and begins:
- Hey, little motherfuckers!
- forehead, bald prick!
- Today will be about how to assume a condom on a globe.
- On the globe? - Surprised the class. - And what is a globe?
- From the very start ...
- Ma'am, I think the lady in love - said the ten-Johnny to the teacher.
- I'm sorry Johnny, but I do not like children.
- Who likes, we think!
sits Bush and Prime Minister of Pakistan at a bar where a guy comes and asks the bartender:
- Is not that Bush and Prime Minister of Pakistan? "Barman said:
- Tak.Gość approaches them and asks:
- What are you doing guys?
- planning the war in Afghanistan
- And what will happen?
- kill 14 million Afghans and one bicycle mechanic ....
- One bike mechanic?
To which Bush to Prime Minister:
- See, I told you that nobody cares about 14 million Afghans.
Friend doctor rode the highway and suddenly felt the urgent potrzebęodwiedzenia secluded place. Drove to the nearest stacjibenzynowej and went to the Temple of Musing. Once you've sat and siękoncentrował, he heard someone enter the cabin next door. After a while, the cabin is over ztejże question
- Hey, what's with you?
Our friend felt foolish, generally did not talk to strangers in fact, trump even in such a place ... But uncertainly answered
- Nothing, everything is fine ...
- Listen and tell me what you gonna do now?
- Well, I do not know ... - A familiar feel increasingly embarrassed tąwymianą sentences. - I'm going to Gdansk and then go back to Katowice ...
- You know what, I'll call you later ... Some fool in the toilet obokodpowiada to all my questions.
guy returns home from the doorway and yells:
- yessss won the lotto, it managed to SIX, SZOSTKAAA! Roars pleased with himself.
looks, and the wife is sitting here sad and crying.
- What happened - he asks.
For the wife:
- Mama I died today.
guy yells: - Yessssssssssss CUMULATION Whore !!!!!!!!!!
your preschool child to help set up a high Winter butki.Szarpie is tired, goes ...
- Well, come! Sweaty sitting on the floor, the child says:
- But I have shoes ... you look the opposite, actually! Well, it pulls, it kills you gasping ... Phew, last! Draw it up again, gasping, pulled, but do not want to go ... Phew, entered Madam sits, the nozzle and the child says:
- But it's not my shoes ... you dangerously zwężyły eyes. Waited, and again in August lint Shoe ... Last! For a child:
... because these are the shoes of my brother but my mother told me to wear them. Ms.
hands firmly gripped on the cabinet, waited until they stop her to shake and helps the child again buty.Wciągają draw, draw ..... entered!.
- Well - he says you finished - and where you have gloves?
- The boots
After 15 years in prison, convicted ucieka.Najpierw decides to break into a house to get a different clothing, something to eat and maybe a weapon. While searching the house ends up in the bedroom on the sleepy young parke. Male pulls out of bed, and attaches it to the chair, then hinders a woman. When the ends, I kiss her neck and disappears in lazience.Maz leans toward his wife and whispers
- Honey, judging from the clothes, this guy probably escaped from prison and for years was not from a real woman. Widziaialem as you kissed the neck, and he certainly wants to make love to you. Regardless of what happens in August is not the weapon, everything you rob kaze and meet him. I know he's ugly, but very dangerous - unfortunately only in this way, we escaped from this situation. Be strong honey, remember that I love you more than anything!
- Wife replies: Baby
he kissed me in the neck just whispered in your ear, with a fag and thinks you're cute. He asked, where to find petroleum jelly, and I said to him, he lies in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too ....
shepherd said to his son
-you got two outputs, or go to the army, or to marry, how to marry tośprzepadł, and how it will go into the army you got DWO output, or I'll kill Alboni. How do you not kill "Then vanished, and as you kill it you got out DWO: albocię buried in a field or forest. How do you bury the TOS is gone, and you got to the woods jakw DWO output. Or will grow on you like a tree or kszok kszoktoś lost, and how you got the tree DWO output or do with you papiertoaletowy office or office as a "Then vanished like a toilet you got dwowyjścia. Or you will be in either the male toilets in the ladies as tośprzepadł men and women like you got a DWO output. Or you use the przodualbo woman with back. "Then how the back is gone, and how the front is as if you got married.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
How To Inflate Larger Belly
Lech Kaczynski speaks to the European Parliament in Brussels - 2008. (version with lyrics)
Tall room! (Honourable Members)
Welcome in the name of all penises of Peace.
(Hi on behalf of all members of PiS). Now it's
railway for me. (To me). It's not
fugitive of Circumstances. (This is not a coincidence.)
Do not make it stop stages and tear yourselves. (Do not make a scene and stop to tear).
Peace Is A big party and ice is poor in Poland.
(is a big party, and the ice is poor in Poland).
It's a huge grandfatherhood! (This is a huge chicken feed!)
Poland is a village killed by desks. (Poland is a village killed desks).
All politicians let the peacock out and take legs behind belt. (All politicians let the peacock and take to their heels.)
Do you divide my sentence? "(Do you share my opinion?)
But we are EQUAL and the peasants will go out on people! (But we are equal peasants and go out to the people!)
animal I will to you. (Ancestry). I will
elephants Behind Them On-my ancestry. (Behind them my nation).
You must step on my hand! (You have to step on my hand!)
We must stop this divorce the facts and break down the first icecreams! (We no longer dwell on the facts and break the ice!)
Without corpse! (No delay !)
I tower you will-can after us ... (I believe it will help me.)
Thank you from the mountain. (Thank you in advance.)
Room with you! (Peace be with you!)
Friday, November 18, 2005
Goku Doujinshi Español
Snow White, Quasimodo Hercules and wanted to see if what they say about them is true, that is the most beautiful Snow White, Hercules the strongest, and Quasimodo najbrzydszy.Postanowili zwierciadełka to ask. The first comes from zwierciadełka White and is happy: - Hurrah, I'm beautiful!
Then turn to Hercules:
- Hurray, I am the strongest!
comes at the end of Quasimodo:
- Whore! Who is this Kaczyńska from Warsaw?
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Amsterdam Private Booths
"Cuddling is healthy. It helps the immune system, keeps a man in good health, cures depression, reduces stress, brings sleep, rejuvenates refreshes, no side effects. Cuddling is quite natural. It's completely organic, naturally sweet and contains no pesticides, preservatives or artificial ingredients and is one hundred percent nutrients. Cuddling is virtually perfect. There's no parts to wear, or batteries, which could be exhausted and does not require periodic maintenance. Consumes little energy, lots of supplies, not fattening, is not subject to inflation. It is free of monthly fees, insurance, is not vulnerable to theft, is not taxable. And, of course, is always fully reciprocated. "
greet
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Birthday Party Silvercity Brampton
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Cocktail Swing Sheet Music
- will we live better -
said exposé of the Sejm in the Prime Minister.
- It is good to you - he thought the nation.
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
How To I Keep Mice Out Of My Rabbit Cage
wretched thieves hang, the best ones we employ in the government. ***
Poles are known for the fact that there are always way out of difficulty, and even better im going to find the entry ...
***
Yesterday in Warsaw in the afternoon took place a terrible accident! Known politician Andrzej Lepper ... slammed in the solarium!
***
from an interview given by A. Lepper, one of the widely read weekly magazines: "I'm ready to spit in the face to anyone who will say that I'm uncultured '
*** - Did you hear? Lepper wants to start reading the classics, he chose at the beginning of Lem ...
- Oh! And what exactly?
- "Solaris"
Piglet tells Króliczkom experience sesyjki That took the night and the strip poker and the long-eared hare .- ... and everything was cacy, vodka, snack, and then suddenly it was discovered that this fat clown not only damage has klapnięte ...
***
how I love astronomy! I lay myself watching other worlds, starry sky ... I came to the wife and fucked all - took off from the head of a colander and turn off the light!
***
kobitka sit with the guy at the bar .- What are you so sad? - Aaaaa ... I had an argument with his wife. I like extreme sex and she just "honestly, honestly," Oooo ... .- This is similar and in me. My husband does not like extreme sex, and I and yes ... Word by word ... decided to move from facts. They went, so to kobitki the hut.
- Wait a minute, and will disguise extreme sex - he murmured Mrs. domu.Włożyła high heels, shoved a leather suit, took the whip in rączęta and enters the room. A guy already imposes an overcoat, shoes and goes to the door.
- Where extreme sex! - She screams.
- After was: wydymałem your dog, then a hamster, and at the end nasrałem bag. Season home ...
***
Bush and Putin agreed to a period of one m-ca swap their personal sekretarkami.Po week calling for Bush's secretary: Mr. President
-on here can not stand it, they told me to fasten your hair, wear a bra and skirt I wydłużyli so that it barely ankle widać.W the legs at the same time calling for Putin's Russian secretary
-Mr President here is you can not stand it, they told me to dissolve the hair, take off a bra and a skirt so I shortened it a little while I will see EGGS AND Holster !!!!!!
***
Judge to accused:
- So you do not deny that he shot her husband during football match broadcasts? - No, I do not deny.
- And what were his last words? - Shoot, whore, shoot!
***
- You've heard of deaf ginekologu?
- Yes, this is what he had to learn to read lips.
***
Location: Sopot, or any other big festival. Star: Mandaryna. The show is coming to an end, "she" leaves the stage and the crowd goes wild:
-again! One more time!
singer came back, she sang, again leaving the scene.
-again! One more time! - Calling enthusiastic crowd. Well, again
bis.I znowu.I znowu.I jeden.I yet still raz.I yet ... Mandaryna, exhausted, finally says to the audience chanting:
-You do not sing, I'm tired.
-Sing until you learn whore! - Shouted the crowd.
***
International Cycling Race. Peloton
already approaching at the last section of the race.
But suddenly ...
What?
Someone knows why a barrel of spilled oil on the track, now on the corner waiting for the riders a big slippery spot. Nay Aug. will be happening!
They go first to the players.
's just representative of Russia with a loud cry and grace thrown bricks Matuszki rushing to meet the Earth.
Immediately after Germany attacked the bicycle handlebars, take by storm, passes over the present and after a brief air battle thunder solidly on the ground. Seconds later
Englishman stoically, stolidly slides off the bike and takes a horizontal position under the wheels of his bicycle. Then a Frenchman, as befits a true lover, moments teeter erect and then falls on the belly of wait and see him miss the streets.
Italy I only managed to exclaim, "Mamma Mia!" and already lies flattened on the tarmac like a good pizza pan.
Americans fought moments trying to keep August on the saddle wierzgajacego bike, but just like its predecessor, is swept with a horse like a cowboy on the rodeo. Everyone give a true sports show determination in fighting and fantasy,
only a Pole, riding, moreover, as one of the last, took up and simply wyjebał ...
*** Life is like Miriam ... Kind of nice, beautiful, and there dick ...
***
PS This post was made with the set of "caravan"
greet
Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Anorexia Nervosa Graph Statistics
-Smile and nodding encouragingly at anyone who passes on the train corridor to a seat next to you a long time remained free.
-lot of money you will save by replacing the vodka cold tea. To have a hangover the next morning drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid and rhythmically wal head on the fridge.
-order ordinary bath more enjoyable for children and liken it to the bath in the Baltic Sea to throw three buckets of sand, a kilogram of salt and two dogs together.
-turn to the same children when they felt like swimming in the pool, the water pour in half a bucket of Ace, and several times a piss in the bathtub.
-kidnappers, before removing the bomb - check whether the accident airplane did not fly there, as planned, where are you going to kidnap him.
-Olympians - if you want to avoid doping controls, run a little slower.
-vegetarians have invited for dinner? Give them a steak. Soy Pork tastes exactly the same.
-Vegetarians have invited you to dinner? Tell them that if they always warn you about your own culinary tastes, you'd want to eat pork chops.
- And the most important advice. Remember always wal pile at work - not enough that you will save on toilet paper, it still pay you for it.
Monday, November 7, 2005
Tempeurpedic Breakdown
split personality please take it. I do not know how it was possible but I was caught up. Assaulted was an interesting way, and anything weird. I need to zastanaowic or sometimes I'm not pregnant, because the mood swings ahead in my appetite. Ie. before I do that, I feel like something completely different ... (I suggest to you in the kitchen cooking eggs with your book "lopatologia kitchen for a guy") Moods me They fall with even greater speed. .... After a while, rethink the matter, the exclusion of pregnancy, old good returns schizophrenia;) Though different than ever;) .... I'm dreaming of a great escape at the same time the other side wants me to stay including the seat. And what ludkowie on it? You also so that you would like to leave everything in a moment behind him, bugger somewhere at the end of the world and the moments you want But pull your stroller away. Normally one would
is subsumed under fatigue, the need for rest or putty stuff. But I feel that it starts to me already too deep torment. The reality folks, reality in the form in which they surrounded me, makes me want me sick. Stocks probably wants to escape. Have before me all these awesome kickass widoczki the wallpaper on the monitor, where it is a beautiful sunset, two palm trees and a boat, your boat. And a moment comes repentance, life is not a movie, it is not a fairy tale and only jeboj;)
now laugh if now, someone was reading my religion, someone who works with me, then I would be fired, or perhaps took the observations. Is not it cute;)? However, I know that every man is in itself something of a madman. Some are ironic and laugh at this, others hiding, at the very bottom of his soul and still others are implementing their drugs because I understand getting rid August unintelligible. There are no people normlanych dear lunatics;) are the only people more or less conscious of his madness Be his second personality. Because what it means to want it and niechciec at the same time? It could mean "I want but I am afraid" or "afraid but still wants to." Can also mean "do not want to because I do not want to be scared." Whatever it is, requires rozminiecia expectations of what it has in everyday life. And so it looks today, my perception of the environment. I assure you that it is not infectious, well at least not by the monitor, so luzik;)
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Friday, November 4, 2005
How Fast Is Adune Buggy
I had a dream. In my dream Marcinkiewicz's government does not get a vote of confidence, the government falls, Kwasniewski mission of creating a new government gives Rokita. Rokita get on with Kaczynski, because they both fear an early election. I dream what I have:) I dreamed about him too little dwarf with a tail and a million bucks, which ate scrambled eggs;)
I love Fridays, especially today, tomorrow, I do not have to work. Tomorrow I have a day of thinking, sex and wine).
do not understand the stubbornness. I do not like chronic headaches and colds. Looking at it all around in the way of a headache it is easy to earn some extra money in August:). But if you can ask questions and get yourself a question about anything (Greg Ciechowski "do not ask me"). There is even a way on the part of the answer and they still retorspekcje the match.
Someone who is chronically narrowed his eyes gave the idea that people do not have the capacity to amend themselves. I think there is some truth in this, most people in the world is przecietniacy a "sign of peace," everybody else is laziness;) Laziness is a denial of any change ....... there is nothing like a popierdolic on Friday, is not it? .. . yeah away from the professional and intellectual conversation casually thrown on the titles of operas that go on a weekend in August. Whore what people are simple, they think that I believe that they are doing what they say?? Well, but how has his doctorate is not proper to go to szluga the booth with a beer but you have to go to the opera szluga;)
One certainly already know, the people everywhere in the world are the same. Speaking in tongues, drive other cars but are the same. I somehow instinctively raise my futile characteristics of humanity ..
head really hurts me because I'll take my ideas and take on an unusual weekend dluugiego dimension, and I no longer have to nod his head (sore head) with the understanding that the weekend is the opera, the restaurant is French, and most amused me finding one of the superiors' and intelligent man at least once a year should spend a weekend at the Ritz. " In response, threw carelessly, "But it's just like the Ritz in Paris, where only the well-baked buns enter" ... raised up unhealthy discussions and no longer even tried to explain a joke, and I have great hopes, with in Paris is the Ritz on podwyzszke ;)... it's probably already can not count:) Take care joyfully and creatively;)
Whats up;)
Thursday, November 3, 2005
Is It Safe To Eat Salami When Pregnant
Perfidia, mendacity. I wonder if I like to deceive myself. Why? Because I do quite often is, again, why? Perhaps out of habit or lack of faith in the sense of effort. Effort to bring one profits after a certain period of operation, but the whore whom one wishes it to wait. You better start to spin vain hope that something can do, not doing anything:) This is my idea of \u200b\u200bthe fix for life. Prescription without a prescription, lying and cheating yourself.
Is he in front of me I can honestly say that this is the case as I might decide to potomsto? Surely, or raise a similar lewusow as I either do not give them what they deserve this, so why do anything?
At this point, I see from the eyes of a typical Mexican malrzenstwo with 3-5 children, or murzyskie with similar results. America donates them free maintenance (opalcaja apartment, give bonds for life, free insurance handled by city-what are the best-and at the end of timidly proposed works) and what? Well, someone lost on those Mexicans and black people have earned. Since I'm here taxes jumped 250%, and somehow no one is on strike, does not invade stolyce him because I want to take free benefits. How was it possible? oj normally, if someone once gave something for free, it is in the genes passed the conviction that so has to be. However, as someone is trained zapieprzania, so as maintain, that he thought did not even go that he could get something for free. References to this, all four, are true. Therefore, Mexicans and Negroes from birth to vote for Democrats (distribution) and whites, even immigrants, and vote for Republicans (reduction in force interwecyjnosci state citizens) And so, since last year for the first time the largest ethnic minority in the U.S. are Mexicans, who defeated the first time afroamerkanow in this field. Fighting for the birth, however, continues, because the more children you have, the more you deserve from the government. A / g demographic projections from 2012 whites will be in the minority. The question, then who will work on social swiadzenia? References for Polish
are transparent. Socially secure country becomes a State weak because it kills the initiative of the people. And initiative is money. What happened to Germany?
if you have the opportunity to build something right from scratch, why not zworcic attention to the mistakes of others. Of course, it is surely something like the need for "social justice" just where is the sprawiedliowsc life? To have someone give someone take it. Why not give people opportunities to earn money, unlimited possibilities. Most will, however, wiasc money because it does not require any effort. And how can you not believe that the work ennobles;)
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Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Science Project Moving Toys
"One, two, three" - I downloaded a 4 disc of the band. There they listened to some 10-12 years. Long time. Well, yesterday I turned the music and with her przelezelismy of 5 hours. It was like a trip into the past, the memories. I can not even describe how much funny and fantastic situation reminded me. I remembered who sang the text with a beer, mistaking every third word. After those few hours I felt so relaxed as I do not remember the last time. On the one hand a pity that everything has to pass but then again how fantastic it is to have every remembrance.
I would now also have a feeling that as I start in 10 years because of the remembrance of bylejakiego I had a fantastic feeling.
pierdziele, like an old freak (remember the horror of "Pulp Fiction"?) No it does not look like I do;) pierdziele, because somehow sentimental to me recently times thinks and writes. Somehow I do not know where I lost the irony, and without irony, that's really hard to the front.
And now a thought that I would love to share with the JAD-....- I know that in Marcinkiewicz's office are the people in "our" age? ;)..... Wanted me laugh as I thought that at my age can be a minister ... and YOU JAD? ;) Also want to laugh you in August? ;)
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Tuesday, November 1, 2005
Where Do I Buy Wax In Shreveport Louisiana
Everything is relative in my life. I think that everyone in life is so. Depends on how you look and how to explain. Today is the day when a little different look to everything. Especially today, I allow myself to miss.
many years living overseas, as everywhere are the pros and cons, but being here until I understood what it means to have a Slavic soul. And the soul cries sometimes. Today especially. I'm going back to memories of when as a child I could not stand at the graves and today I gave everything to feel the smell of candles, in order to feel the unique atmosphere, in order to be able to induce us to reflect itself in itself.
I know that I will be in the eternal "astride" Being here I miss Poland, being in Poland, I was missing a certain "ease of" life. Sometimes I'm mad at myself, assured himself of an additional dilemma in life. The dilemma, which returns every Christmas, and in every All Souls' Day and at times completely without reason. Reminds me now Lyrics Kazik "ye sons of bitches did to this land .." I had to think about leaving ? America
man squeezed like a lemon, as I drained everything, then throws. The trick is, in order to feel a moment before rolling;)
his passion the whole time what is happening in Poland, and here are the same affair, just to be stolen as you We'll get to bed, but I was not passionate about. I do not have the strength of what would have pushed me forward, in order to grab more.
In fact, I can be thankful, for if I had not arrived there probably never would have felt, with my soul Slavonic that my mentality is different and that I can be proud that I am a Pole, because all my distinction is in the genes for generations .
Sentimentality, especially as I look at the countrymen, who szmaca August for a few $ bearing belief that gets a pass to paradise.
you to know how to whore it is hard to meet in exile for someone who uses the brain during the interview, and ye know how that is missing. Something that was evident in college, among friends from high school here was recognized as an intellectual feast.
today so I feel on it harder. Today also more smieszmy me more "strength" compatriots here.
'm sitting here, yet I am not pressed to the end. I look at it all around. So it is easy to go and so hard to accept.
To come back home, we light the candles of the Mermaid, powspominamy, she will cry and I will be once again to wonder whether we sit here. And so we will pass this day, when the cemeteries in Poland are lit by candles, when he meets, with many people, people who have a Slavic soul who did not seem himself from this case and do not know how much luck in May.
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"The cemetery is not the end of human life that is passing away. This is the beginning of this life to us, wanderers, has not yet been fully revealed. This is the beginning of a new life" - says Archbishop Dziwisz.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
How To Hide A Tongue Piercings
What is conscience? Instantaneous summary of my activities to the sliding rather than a sense of consciousness. So you have invented. Once the Mass in the Church in a sermon I heard that Laziness is a heavy sin. With a view to the mind and hands, in order to create something and not lie flat on the TV beer, chips and a smile from ear to ear (but is working full-time awesome). I am so sinful. My laziness is the outer and inner giant. Well, I do not want to whore. I go to work because I need to pay bills and pay off credit cards. I'm such a minimalist, the rations may have my mother's personal, identifying me as a guy bezambitnego, without aspirations and sense of responsibility.
And here is the traditional question, what is more important for me to have that be? Crop to be, crop feel alive, do not chase for the millions of cases and do not rub gaciami, the neighbor may have a better car than me. Beats me at all if he has a car. I'm totally passive. I can always earn some extra money only correct theories for what I do not want. I avoid exertion ? not think that I'm avoiding life. Developing yourself and striving for something does not mean that I must zasuwac after 18 hours a day. I avoid even what peace requires only a little bit more effort than the defeat of trails work-home-work. This is bad.
becoming excited criticizing our team, our campaign, it is easy to criticize and yet these people make more effort than I am, sitting in front of the television shepherds.
do not want to fall into the rat race but I sure would harm the professional development I did not. That little bit of me for the future Rodzinki;) Yes you are translators I still like I can overcome my straw inflammatory it can not I have to create a theory of the already accomplished a lot. Only the truth is that shit accomplished in his 34 years life. Big G, and please do not associate it with feats Zaloga G, you are able to accomplish.
So I wanted to sum up, vocational training, which means more or less, with a few nice months, I have to believe the words you have just written. Do not know if you want to prove something, maybe they want in good conscience criticize the power of our representations and calmly zjebac Tluska, for the sin of neglect. I am doing this on its own will, and warned that I will be here as much as he was complaining because I am a great loss of time, as I have no time for snacks, beer and TV.
oriented .... for everything "to the glory of small Misiaczkow" ;););)
* person-oriented person carefully reading the posts and comments;) such as Miss Ti;)
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Friday, October 21, 2005
It Hurts When I Pee Sti Hurts To Pee?
obesity ... I have a mental:) And yet do not always think about each other to say mine have worried. While this is certainly funnier streotyp. Looking at myself I see a total of joyful guy, who sometimes have difficulty refraining from "zajadania ice cream"-quote ... this is my personal expression. Following developments in the press noticed the term "circulating ice," or do something on the side, to live illegally, and then as parcels in butter, until the moment when it does not change the balance of power and you have to go to jail for a bit ... of course, because with us Systems of forces is it often do they change ;)...
So my "tucking into ice cream" is, say, a tendency to make Small flirted. Of course, small in my opinion, because the other side sometimes goes further thoughts. (At this point I wanted to note that the dear readers here can feel completely calm and safe, which in no way deprives them of Femininity, sensuality and charm! So the title of the explanation;)) I like word games, such small skirmishes, but I can not control that is difficult to sense the moment when it is already enough. And sometimes, unfortunately, are able to gallop. For me it is most often an innocent game, but sometimes, and sometimes gets into me, to specifically provoke such situations, that in some unexplained way for me, it appeals to me. I do not feel addicted to it but I can really take advantage of every opportunity, sometimes he did not even captures the moment when I start the game. This causes a kind of stroke to the same siebie.Nie understand this part of myself.
I have everything what is most important, she felt, a wonderful woman, I know that this is the only one, and yet sometimes I feel excitement from the game in flirtation. He also noticed that a lot depends on my partner in the game. There are those who take the game very well but you need to know when I finish and I am very grateful to them (;)), they know they have arranged a life and do not want to do something that even a seemingly very innocent, later may cause a hangover in a good mood.
But most of us in some way, is disillusioned with life that lead, he can not quite happy with what is, and if such a partner in the game take the game without regard to anything, the game drive starts in August and at some point do not really know what to do with it. Then, ending the game causes a hangover. And these are just the situations which you also need to avoid. Recently I'm doing with it. In a simple way translators themselves, with my woman is so good with doing something like this is a joke dranstwa. And even if in some way to feel fulfilled, then the truth is, with no connection to never end I will not be satisfied, because my nature is such that you always want something more, to always want something to try. I have finally grown up to this, to know that I have is already great magnificence, with waiting for her so many years and many times I got solidly in the ass, with a thrusting up now for a lot, gave it to me before I would have been earned the kick in the ass. Man, I think, I always feel some kind niespelnienie, meets in August when you have a strong faith, faith in themselves and in life. I learn that faith, I am still and know that with my woman, these lessons are very instructive and very sincere. To be fulfilled, you need to, engages me, not afraid to rely on another person, in some way to entrust myself to accept it, and entrusting the latter. It is such a utopia .... but approaches it gives you everything you need to be happy and celebrating what I feel. And I want to feel and want to meet the so already.
Fuck, believe me, I'm not obsessed;) is not even a mohair berta:) I just can not pay the thoughts perfectly but I think you know what I mean on this.
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Thursday, October 20, 2005
Pomegranate Coleslaw Dressing
How long will the past come back to me? I do not know but I wish it already stopped. My woman was reminded of me. Suddenly ignites glad renew contacts. I am just glad Palam oblivion.
sometimes engages me that omission is not so stupid. Although the hides before they sign with the unknown.
I remember well the day when we both broke our knowledge and became a trade union for. You know what is the funniest? From that day I got to her, lest her to say that none of this will and better, that we closed the camaraderie within the limits. Funny that on the day in which I wanted to close something that has not developed yet, which was something like stealing to me unnecessarily 4 years. I do not have a sense of loss for those years, I learned something, I mean just the fact that if I was konsekwetny then I could arrange these four years completely different. Today understands the words of the song "never trust a woman ')
But I got a reward from life mermaid and it is claimed.
But sometimes the past comes back in my head. This is not longing, but rather something that bothers me a suffocating and I can not understand. I know I need more time, always takes time. But I thought that since I am already an adult man is not me my obleci past. But, now I look at myself and see that it is not so easy to slam the door and just leave. I want to be honest
in relation to each other and sometimes I would like to be the son of a bitch, so real, absolute terms. I know that I can not have everything;)
alive for so many years already and still can not learn the consequences. Now I want it so just made aware. No decision is also a decision and you have to pay for it. Not always gets in the mermaid gift. Honestly, I'm so ahead) But even though I wanted to catch up a little from this result, I can not afford another four years in the back, or their equivalent;).
And one more detail, I must always remember to not let anyone manipulate guilt. This is really terrible how deeply ingrained in me a sense of elemental balance and how easily the ground gets in the ass. The returning
thought about having features motherfucker amuses me:) But it's good, at least keep the distance to the bastard and ciapciusia;) Somewhere in the middle is the place for me, just a little bit of common sense, and in August We sit comfortably;)
I feel that good, that I wrote this because sometimes you need something see, hear, understand that this:) This is particularly true for thought ...;)
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Mendaurko Trinitate Altitud
The truth is that, looking angry at myself up for a lack of consistency. Sometimes it feels like I'm outright himself exhibited the eternal temptation. What is wkurwiajace, first know that you should not do something on the other hand feel a flicker - in fact why not?
I have so much contradiction, that I could electorates of the two candidates to bestow, and yet has been for Lech W.;)
And so than the pear than the parsley, I moved here because I somehow missed it started intimate. In fact, it kind of writes only for himself (I can still be vain;)) but looking at the counter somehow I was burned. Of course, I could count but we have chosen to eliminate Transporting here. There is no suspension, and in principle I am not to be found. So I enter an arrogant;) So if you read these words the idea that if you're here with these or other reasons to keep the intimacy of this forum;)
sometimes think that my need to write due to a strong need to understand yourself. Sometimes as I read what I wrote earlier, I have a feeling that someone wrote it different. And yes, those other parts of myself, trying to place a side in a single unit. I also think that writing helps me understand my medications and fear, can also realize what is good in my life. Writing makes me think about it though for a few moments about what is going on with me. He wants to believe that somehow it made me grow. Sam I can not understand it. Because it sometimes gets into like a habit. But as much as I understood it so far, is that to this habit helped me in anything that requires sincerity on my part. It is difficult to be honest with the knowledge that I read on the day after 150 people. People do not know whom and before whom my thoughts and feelings is becoming quite apparent. And despite all this anonymity is difficult to write about you, the real, which have audience.
strange thing is that I do not know what is the purpose of this writing but I know already that I must be honest with him, with one another and want to be aware of the intimate. Of those who scrolled through my previous blog will send information about the new site schadzek to a few. I do not know these people, I do not know who they are but I know that if I had met them in reality are always happy with them, I would drink beers, posmial up and I talked about pierdolach ;)... Well, maybe so tutlem sentimentality, because the old shit This year was a man doing some really sloppy;)
And today the weather is nice, warm autumn.
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Monday, October 17, 2005
How To Recover From Sore Throat
I'm lost in his thoughts. I do not know how it happened. Maybe the autumn, perhaps no knowledge about the guiding principle. Yes, because the total must always be some guiding principle. I'm a weirdo. "The old fool and the sea" fits me perfectly. Raises the question ... Who am I? I have no idea. I can not answer a simple question so banal. Sometimes I think that fear of life. This thought-inch shell, thinking it's probably be just in order to pretend that he knows something and doing something and really it's all worth nothing emptiness.
It's hard for me to deal with their own thoughts, it's hard with himself and his emotions. Swing. And once I have before my eyes the axial symptoms of schizophrenia;) funny and sad. What's the writing? He writes for himself, says he always wanted to write, because it has always been my dream and I could not ever exist not by writing. Even as it was only to develop a Norwid. It also seemed to be writing. Details
. Subconscious projection of what we give examples, we make choices. Recently on the basis of these details we can "feel" to describe, to draw conclusions. I like strawberry jam, I like to walk alone to the cinema and I have a deviant sexual desires, which are rather in bad taste:) And what can be defined as me? No drawer;). And life goes on. I suggest to deal with it. But I know that not everything I wanted to do so. There is nothing worse than a guy with soft character. Or maybe it's not nature, can sensitivity. I have no schedule yet for myself. I could feel I was looking for him. Although it really in some way sign and I am ashamed of what is behind all thoughts. I do not know why. You can be lonely in a city of 8 million people. You can be a lonely loving wonderful woman, you can have a sense of guilt nierobiac nothing wrong ... all you can, just whore what for?