Wednesday, November 23, 2005
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Lech Kaczynski speaks to the European Parliament in Brussels - 2008. (version with lyrics)
Tall room! (Honourable Members)
Welcome in the name of all penises of Peace.
(Hi on behalf of all members of PiS). Now it's
railway for me. (To me). It's not
fugitive of Circumstances. (This is not a coincidence.)
Do not make it stop stages and tear yourselves. (Do not make a scene and stop to tear).
Peace Is A big party and ice is poor in Poland.
(is a big party, and the ice is poor in Poland).
It's a huge grandfatherhood! (This is a huge chicken feed!)
Poland is a village killed by desks. (Poland is a village killed desks).
All politicians let the peacock out and take legs behind belt. (All politicians let the peacock and take to their heels.)
Do you divide my sentence? "(Do you share my opinion?)
But we are EQUAL and the peasants will go out on people! (But we are equal peasants and go out to the people!)
animal I will to you. (Ancestry). I will
elephants Behind Them On-my ancestry. (Behind them my nation).
You must step on my hand! (You have to step on my hand!)
We must stop this divorce the facts and break down the first icecreams! (We no longer dwell on the facts and break the ice!)
Without corpse! (No delay !)
I tower you will-can after us ... (I believe it will help me.)
Thank you from the mountain. (Thank you in advance.)
Room with you! (Peace be with you!)
Friday, November 18, 2005
Goku Doujinshi Español
Snow White, Quasimodo Hercules and wanted to see if what they say about them is true, that is the most beautiful Snow White, Hercules the strongest, and Quasimodo najbrzydszy.Postanowili zwierciadełka to ask. The first comes from zwierciadełka White and is happy: - Hurrah, I'm beautiful!
Then turn to Hercules:
- Hurray, I am the strongest!
comes at the end of Quasimodo:
- Whore! Who is this Kaczyńska from Warsaw?
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005
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Thursday, November 10, 2005
Cocktail Swing Sheet Music
- will we live better -
said exposé of the Sejm in the Prime Minister.
- It is good to you - he thought the nation.
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
How To I Keep Mice Out Of My Rabbit Cage
wretched thieves hang, the best ones we employ in the government. ***
Poles are known for the fact that there are always way out of difficulty, and even better im going to find the entry ...
***
Yesterday in Warsaw in the afternoon took place a terrible accident! Known politician Andrzej Lepper ... slammed in the solarium!
***
from an interview given by A. Lepper, one of the widely read weekly magazines: "I'm ready to spit in the face to anyone who will say that I'm uncultured '
*** - Did you hear? Lepper wants to start reading the classics, he chose at the beginning of Lem ...
- Oh! And what exactly?
- "Solaris"
Piglet tells Króliczkom experience sesyjki That took the night and the strip poker and the long-eared hare .- ... and everything was cacy, vodka, snack, and then suddenly it was discovered that this fat clown not only damage has klapnięte ...
***
how I love astronomy! I lay myself watching other worlds, starry sky ... I came to the wife and fucked all - took off from the head of a colander and turn off the light!
***
kobitka sit with the guy at the bar .- What are you so sad? - Aaaaa ... I had an argument with his wife. I like extreme sex and she just "honestly, honestly," Oooo ... .- This is similar and in me. My husband does not like extreme sex, and I and yes ... Word by word ... decided to move from facts. They went, so to kobitki the hut.
- Wait a minute, and will disguise extreme sex - he murmured Mrs. domu.Włożyła high heels, shoved a leather suit, took the whip in rączęta and enters the room. A guy already imposes an overcoat, shoes and goes to the door.
- Where extreme sex! - She screams.
- After was: wydymałem your dog, then a hamster, and at the end nasrałem bag. Season home ...
***
Bush and Putin agreed to a period of one m-ca swap their personal sekretarkami.Po week calling for Bush's secretary: Mr. President
-on here can not stand it, they told me to fasten your hair, wear a bra and skirt I wydłużyli so that it barely ankle widać.W the legs at the same time calling for Putin's Russian secretary
-Mr President here is you can not stand it, they told me to dissolve the hair, take off a bra and a skirt so I shortened it a little while I will see EGGS AND Holster !!!!!!
***
Judge to accused:
- So you do not deny that he shot her husband during football match broadcasts? - No, I do not deny.
- And what were his last words? - Shoot, whore, shoot!
***
- You've heard of deaf ginekologu?
- Yes, this is what he had to learn to read lips.
***
Location: Sopot, or any other big festival. Star: Mandaryna. The show is coming to an end, "she" leaves the stage and the crowd goes wild:
-again! One more time!
singer came back, she sang, again leaving the scene.
-again! One more time! - Calling enthusiastic crowd. Well, again
bis.I znowu.I znowu.I jeden.I yet still raz.I yet ... Mandaryna, exhausted, finally says to the audience chanting:
-You do not sing, I'm tired.
-Sing until you learn whore! - Shouted the crowd.
***
International Cycling Race. Peloton
already approaching at the last section of the race.
But suddenly ...
What?
Someone knows why a barrel of spilled oil on the track, now on the corner waiting for the riders a big slippery spot. Nay Aug. will be happening!
They go first to the players.
's just representative of Russia with a loud cry and grace thrown bricks Matuszki rushing to meet the Earth.
Immediately after Germany attacked the bicycle handlebars, take by storm, passes over the present and after a brief air battle thunder solidly on the ground. Seconds later
Englishman stoically, stolidly slides off the bike and takes a horizontal position under the wheels of his bicycle. Then a Frenchman, as befits a true lover, moments teeter erect and then falls on the belly of wait and see him miss the streets.
Italy I only managed to exclaim, "Mamma Mia!" and already lies flattened on the tarmac like a good pizza pan.
Americans fought moments trying to keep August on the saddle wierzgajacego bike, but just like its predecessor, is swept with a horse like a cowboy on the rodeo. Everyone give a true sports show determination in fighting and fantasy,
only a Pole, riding, moreover, as one of the last, took up and simply wyjebał ...
*** Life is like Miriam ... Kind of nice, beautiful, and there dick ...
***
PS This post was made with the set of "caravan"
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Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Anorexia Nervosa Graph Statistics
-Smile and nodding encouragingly at anyone who passes on the train corridor to a seat next to you a long time remained free.
-lot of money you will save by replacing the vodka cold tea. To have a hangover the next morning drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid and rhythmically wal head on the fridge.
-order ordinary bath more enjoyable for children and liken it to the bath in the Baltic Sea to throw three buckets of sand, a kilogram of salt and two dogs together.
-turn to the same children when they felt like swimming in the pool, the water pour in half a bucket of Ace, and several times a piss in the bathtub.
-kidnappers, before removing the bomb - check whether the accident airplane did not fly there, as planned, where are you going to kidnap him.
-Olympians - if you want to avoid doping controls, run a little slower.
-vegetarians have invited for dinner? Give them a steak. Soy Pork tastes exactly the same.
-Vegetarians have invited you to dinner? Tell them that if they always warn you about your own culinary tastes, you'd want to eat pork chops.
- And the most important advice. Remember always wal pile at work - not enough that you will save on toilet paper, it still pay you for it.
Monday, November 7, 2005
Tempeurpedic Breakdown
split personality please take it. I do not know how it was possible but I was caught up. Assaulted was an interesting way, and anything weird. I need to zastanaowic or sometimes I'm not pregnant, because the mood swings ahead in my appetite. Ie. before I do that, I feel like something completely different ... (I suggest to you in the kitchen cooking eggs with your book "lopatologia kitchen for a guy") Moods me They fall with even greater speed. .... After a while, rethink the matter, the exclusion of pregnancy, old good returns schizophrenia;) Though different than ever;) .... I'm dreaming of a great escape at the same time the other side wants me to stay including the seat. And what ludkowie on it? You also so that you would like to leave everything in a moment behind him, bugger somewhere at the end of the world and the moments you want But pull your stroller away. Normally one would
is subsumed under fatigue, the need for rest or putty stuff. But I feel that it starts to me already too deep torment. The reality folks, reality in the form in which they surrounded me, makes me want me sick. Stocks probably wants to escape. Have before me all these awesome kickass widoczki the wallpaper on the monitor, where it is a beautiful sunset, two palm trees and a boat, your boat. And a moment comes repentance, life is not a movie, it is not a fairy tale and only jeboj;)
now laugh if now, someone was reading my religion, someone who works with me, then I would be fired, or perhaps took the observations. Is not it cute;)? However, I know that every man is in itself something of a madman. Some are ironic and laugh at this, others hiding, at the very bottom of his soul and still others are implementing their drugs because I understand getting rid August unintelligible. There are no people normlanych dear lunatics;) are the only people more or less conscious of his madness Be his second personality. Because what it means to want it and niechciec at the same time? It could mean "I want but I am afraid" or "afraid but still wants to." Can also mean "do not want to because I do not want to be scared." Whatever it is, requires rozminiecia expectations of what it has in everyday life. And so it looks today, my perception of the environment. I assure you that it is not infectious, well at least not by the monitor, so luzik;)
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Friday, November 4, 2005
How Fast Is Adune Buggy
I had a dream. In my dream Marcinkiewicz's government does not get a vote of confidence, the government falls, Kwasniewski mission of creating a new government gives Rokita. Rokita get on with Kaczynski, because they both fear an early election. I dream what I have:) I dreamed about him too little dwarf with a tail and a million bucks, which ate scrambled eggs;)
I love Fridays, especially today, tomorrow, I do not have to work. Tomorrow I have a day of thinking, sex and wine).
do not understand the stubbornness. I do not like chronic headaches and colds. Looking at it all around in the way of a headache it is easy to earn some extra money in August:). But if you can ask questions and get yourself a question about anything (Greg Ciechowski "do not ask me"). There is even a way on the part of the answer and they still retorspekcje the match.
Someone who is chronically narrowed his eyes gave the idea that people do not have the capacity to amend themselves. I think there is some truth in this, most people in the world is przecietniacy a "sign of peace," everybody else is laziness;) Laziness is a denial of any change ....... there is nothing like a popierdolic on Friday, is not it? .. . yeah away from the professional and intellectual conversation casually thrown on the titles of operas that go on a weekend in August. Whore what people are simple, they think that I believe that they are doing what they say?? Well, but how has his doctorate is not proper to go to szluga the booth with a beer but you have to go to the opera szluga;)
One certainly already know, the people everywhere in the world are the same. Speaking in tongues, drive other cars but are the same. I somehow instinctively raise my futile characteristics of humanity ..
head really hurts me because I'll take my ideas and take on an unusual weekend dluugiego dimension, and I no longer have to nod his head (sore head) with the understanding that the weekend is the opera, the restaurant is French, and most amused me finding one of the superiors' and intelligent man at least once a year should spend a weekend at the Ritz. " In response, threw carelessly, "But it's just like the Ritz in Paris, where only the well-baked buns enter" ... raised up unhealthy discussions and no longer even tried to explain a joke, and I have great hopes, with in Paris is the Ritz on podwyzszke ;)... it's probably already can not count:) Take care joyfully and creatively;)
Whats up;)
Thursday, November 3, 2005
Is It Safe To Eat Salami When Pregnant
Perfidia, mendacity. I wonder if I like to deceive myself. Why? Because I do quite often is, again, why? Perhaps out of habit or lack of faith in the sense of effort. Effort to bring one profits after a certain period of operation, but the whore whom one wishes it to wait. You better start to spin vain hope that something can do, not doing anything:) This is my idea of \u200b\u200bthe fix for life. Prescription without a prescription, lying and cheating yourself.
Is he in front of me I can honestly say that this is the case as I might decide to potomsto? Surely, or raise a similar lewusow as I either do not give them what they deserve this, so why do anything?
At this point, I see from the eyes of a typical Mexican malrzenstwo with 3-5 children, or murzyskie with similar results. America donates them free maintenance (opalcaja apartment, give bonds for life, free insurance handled by city-what are the best-and at the end of timidly proposed works) and what? Well, someone lost on those Mexicans and black people have earned. Since I'm here taxes jumped 250%, and somehow no one is on strike, does not invade stolyce him because I want to take free benefits. How was it possible? oj normally, if someone once gave something for free, it is in the genes passed the conviction that so has to be. However, as someone is trained zapieprzania, so as maintain, that he thought did not even go that he could get something for free. References to this, all four, are true. Therefore, Mexicans and Negroes from birth to vote for Democrats (distribution) and whites, even immigrants, and vote for Republicans (reduction in force interwecyjnosci state citizens) And so, since last year for the first time the largest ethnic minority in the U.S. are Mexicans, who defeated the first time afroamerkanow in this field. Fighting for the birth, however, continues, because the more children you have, the more you deserve from the government. A / g demographic projections from 2012 whites will be in the minority. The question, then who will work on social swiadzenia? References for Polish
are transparent. Socially secure country becomes a State weak because it kills the initiative of the people. And initiative is money. What happened to Germany?
if you have the opportunity to build something right from scratch, why not zworcic attention to the mistakes of others. Of course, it is surely something like the need for "social justice" just where is the sprawiedliowsc life? To have someone give someone take it. Why not give people opportunities to earn money, unlimited possibilities. Most will, however, wiasc money because it does not require any effort. And how can you not believe that the work ennobles;)
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Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Science Project Moving Toys
"One, two, three" - I downloaded a 4 disc of the band. There they listened to some 10-12 years. Long time. Well, yesterday I turned the music and with her przelezelismy of 5 hours. It was like a trip into the past, the memories. I can not even describe how much funny and fantastic situation reminded me. I remembered who sang the text with a beer, mistaking every third word. After those few hours I felt so relaxed as I do not remember the last time. On the one hand a pity that everything has to pass but then again how fantastic it is to have every remembrance.
I would now also have a feeling that as I start in 10 years because of the remembrance of bylejakiego I had a fantastic feeling.
pierdziele, like an old freak (remember the horror of "Pulp Fiction"?) No it does not look like I do;) pierdziele, because somehow sentimental to me recently times thinks and writes. Somehow I do not know where I lost the irony, and without irony, that's really hard to the front.
And now a thought that I would love to share with the JAD-....- I know that in Marcinkiewicz's office are the people in "our" age? ;)..... Wanted me laugh as I thought that at my age can be a minister ... and YOU JAD? ;) Also want to laugh you in August? ;)
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Tuesday, November 1, 2005
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Everything is relative in my life. I think that everyone in life is so. Depends on how you look and how to explain. Today is the day when a little different look to everything. Especially today, I allow myself to miss.
many years living overseas, as everywhere are the pros and cons, but being here until I understood what it means to have a Slavic soul. And the soul cries sometimes. Today especially. I'm going back to memories of when as a child I could not stand at the graves and today I gave everything to feel the smell of candles, in order to feel the unique atmosphere, in order to be able to induce us to reflect itself in itself.
I know that I will be in the eternal "astride" Being here I miss Poland, being in Poland, I was missing a certain "ease of" life. Sometimes I'm mad at myself, assured himself of an additional dilemma in life. The dilemma, which returns every Christmas, and in every All Souls' Day and at times completely without reason. Reminds me now Lyrics Kazik "ye sons of bitches did to this land .." I had to think about leaving ? America
man squeezed like a lemon, as I drained everything, then throws. The trick is, in order to feel a moment before rolling;)
his passion the whole time what is happening in Poland, and here are the same affair, just to be stolen as you We'll get to bed, but I was not passionate about. I do not have the strength of what would have pushed me forward, in order to grab more.
In fact, I can be thankful, for if I had not arrived there probably never would have felt, with my soul Slavonic that my mentality is different and that I can be proud that I am a Pole, because all my distinction is in the genes for generations .
Sentimentality, especially as I look at the countrymen, who szmaca August for a few $ bearing belief that gets a pass to paradise.
you to know how to whore it is hard to meet in exile for someone who uses the brain during the interview, and ye know how that is missing. Something that was evident in college, among friends from high school here was recognized as an intellectual feast.
today so I feel on it harder. Today also more smieszmy me more "strength" compatriots here.
'm sitting here, yet I am not pressed to the end. I look at it all around. So it is easy to go and so hard to accept.
To come back home, we light the candles of the Mermaid, powspominamy, she will cry and I will be once again to wonder whether we sit here. And so we will pass this day, when the cemeteries in Poland are lit by candles, when he meets, with many people, people who have a Slavic soul who did not seem himself from this case and do not know how much luck in May.
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"The cemetery is not the end of human life that is passing away. This is the beginning of this life to us, wanderers, has not yet been fully revealed. This is the beginning of a new life" - says Archbishop Dziwisz.