-Smile and nodding encouragingly at anyone who passes on the train corridor to a seat next to you a long time remained free.
-lot of money you will save by replacing the vodka cold tea. To have a hangover the next morning drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid and rhythmically wal head on the fridge.
-order ordinary bath more enjoyable for children and liken it to the bath in the Baltic Sea to throw three buckets of sand, a kilogram of salt and two dogs together.
-turn to the same children when they felt like swimming in the pool, the water pour in half a bucket of Ace, and several times a piss in the bathtub.
-kidnappers, before removing the bomb - check whether the accident airplane did not fly there, as planned, where are you going to kidnap him.
-Olympians - if you want to avoid doping controls, run a little slower.
-vegetarians have invited for dinner? Give them a steak. Soy Pork tastes exactly the same.
-Vegetarians have invited you to dinner? Tell them that if they always warn you about your own culinary tastes, you'd want to eat pork chops.
- And the most important advice. Remember always wal pile at work - not enough that you will save on toilet paper, it still pay you for it.
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