The doctor can not sleep - in her mind struggling with my conscience.
conscience: "You can not fall asleep when I betrayed my husband!"
Reason: "And why should it! If your husband ever busy, no time for sex zbraku time - it was by and holidays. Well done ..." Sleep peacefully, sleep "...
Conscience:" Treason is betrayal of rough! Copulate with the patient - a violation etykilekarskiej "
Reason:" Yeah? And remember Zalewska the Polyclinic. She regularly sleeps zpacjentami and everyone is happy, all is well. "
Conscience milknie.Kobieta slowly falls asleep ... suddenly - a shy conscience speaks in a whisper:" No, but Zalewska is not a veterinarian! "
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the times as Miller was still prime minister - he went with "niezapowiedzianągospodarską visit 'to one of their establishments. There have decided to specifically accommodate him goprzyjąć and turtle soup. But the problem arose because the chef does not mógłukatrupić turtle. What has happened that he took a meat cleaver to cut off his head - it's the crust żółwchował ... And so over and over again. So it took a long time that hungry Miller became interested in the matter and asked what the problem was. When he was told what it is-claimed that he is settled. He came in one hand and took a cleaver kiedyżółw hid it again put his finger in the ass the other hand ... Turtle from razuwystawił head and snip ... Miller gathered applauded as an effective way and fachowość.Kucharz quickly prepared soup and everything was OK. During the consumption of plant boss asked where he learned the Prime Minister takiegosposobu. To which Miller replied:
- Well that's easy! And you think that as we tie a tie Oleksemu?
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Mother spends 20 years of his life, to do with the son of man, and the first woman doing better with him an idiot for 20 minutes.
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