Volleyball Women With Cameltoes

Acute weekendzik

little girl comes to liquor
- half a liter, please-thick voice says
- But baby you have got milk are under your nose!
- not mleko.To sperm!

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- Who does not forgive mistakes?
- Women and Tetris on the 1919 level.


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beautiful July day. Forest, tweet birds, here and there przebiegasarenka in the background can be heard tapping woodpecker. Suddenly emerges from the depths of the forest siępotężna cloud of dust, which travels at a frantic rush forest. Wpopłochu Animals flee. Tumult, noise, do not see anything. And finally zatrzymujesię cloud in a forest clearing. The dust slowly falls. On clearing tens and hundreds of .. jeży.Sapią, nozzle, catch breath. Only one, who led the herd, is blissfully sięusmiecha with delight asks the other:
- Whore! As mustangs, no?

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meat guy comes and asks for a kilogram black pudding, vendor throws muna sausage counter, the guy bends, smells, thinks and says:
- Two grams is not enough. Seller shocked
put sausage on the scale, and actually weighs two grams is not enough.
- How did you know? Customer
said:
- The smell can recognize the exact type and weight.
Seller does not believe it, but must check - get on, assume that the guy will opaskęna eyes and guessed what that puts on weight, which is his guess, and jakczegoś not guess - it's for everything he got earlier will musiałzapłacić. Seller throws him on the counter 1.45 kg. ground, the guy says:
- 1.45 kg. minced.
That gives him 16.5 grams of Silesia, the guesses as to the gram, etc. In końcusprzedawca got mad and called out a young student, who was with him at his praktycei said to her:
- Pulls pants!
She obediently pulled, the seller gives the customer sniff underwear and asks:
- What is that?
And this moment is uncertain, sniff, sniff and replied:
- Krakow ... hmmm ... 14 flats 8th

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especially recommend competitions stone's throw away:) But all is interesting;)

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