611th What's 'Blob' mend, Chuck Norris rozpierdzieli.
610th Chuck Norris will be the first black pope
609th Chuck Norris has reformatted his chin and then divided it into partitions
608th Lucky Luke is faster than his shadow. Chuck Norris is faster than Lucky Luke
607th Chuck Norris once very hurried into the house, so got off the subway and went on foot.
606th Chuck Norris knows if it would be if you did not. "
605th When children go to bed, check under the bed or there is no monster. When the monster goes to sleep, check under the bed is not Chuck Norris.
604th Chuck Norris drinks beer straight from the tank. After crushing it on his forehead.
603rd Chuck Norris won the Mount Everest. On the property.
602nd Chuck Norris is able to knock out Rasiak Janas's head. Roundhouse kick.
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six hundred and first It was Chuck Norris Eva ...
600th For Chuck Norris 2 round in 'Familiadzie' is not difficult.
599th Chuck Norris can cut the water, in three equal halves.
598th When the Americans arrived on the moon, Chuck Norris has already waiting for them.
597. It's Chuck Norris killed Laura Palmer.
596th Zbigniew Nowak - the hands that heal. Chuck Norris - legs that hurt
595th Chuck Norris can burn rubber on the bike ... water.
594th Basilisk not perish from the look in the mirror. He died from spojzenia Chuck Norris.
593rd Father of mathematics is Pythagoras. Pythagoras is the father of Chuck Norris.
592nd Chuck Norris knows how to burn the asbestos ... fire extinguisher.
591st What is the best hand guns? MunChucko
590th Chuck Norris as every person has 32 teeth. In the lower jaw as well.
589th Washing machine, to have a good spin, it needs at least eight hundred revolutions. Chuck Norris just half a turn.
588th Chuck Norris is his own likeness tattooed penis. On a scale of 1:1.
587th Chuck Norris knows his name MacGyver.
586th Chuck Norris can turn back the Vistula river with a stick.
585th Chuck Norris does a lot of times he looked death in the eye. Each time the death was losing sight until the swelling going down.
584th Known is a feat when one drove all 8 snooker ball with one blow of the stick. Chuck Norris drove eight ball club with one blow.
583rd The average person does not realize that the "Walker, Texas Ranger" is really a reality show.
582nd Chuck Norris uses wasabi as a salve mouth.
581st Devil is not so bad as ... Chuck Norris.
580th In our kolendarzu distinguish four seasons. The calendar is a Chuck Norris - time to kill.
579th When Chuck Norris crosses the black cat's path, it dies the next day.
578th Chuck Norris can even milk a bull.
577th Only Chuckuś Norrisik kopniaczek to perform without any kłopocików półobrociku. And none of it palantunio.
576th Chuck Norris potrfi calculate the velocity of the vehicle in question knowing only its color.
575th Chuck Norris is in place faster than you are out running.
574th In the film a fairy tale about Alibabie Chuck Norris played the role in 1940 robbers.
573rd Wizards of Hogwarts, saying, "You-Know-Who," they mean Chuck Norris.
572nd Everything is relative ... Chuck Norris is the only absolute.
571st Chuck Norris has a negative pings. Always.
570th Chuck Norris knows what to gingerbread the windmill.
569th Steven Seagal is like a regular banana. Chuck Norris is a 568th CHUCKita
Chuck Norris likes children, but a little long to cook.
567th Chuck Norris knows what to tell a fish ...
566th Chuck Norris once won the Tour de France ... running.
565th Chuck Norris can pick up a service ace. Always.
564th Chuck Norris knows the end of "The Neverending story."
563rd A marmot sits because ... roundhouse kick broke his leg.
562nd Chuck Norris can win a lot of chess after the first movement.
561st Chuck Norris knows where crabs overwinter and where the pepper grows.
560th Maybelline - maybe it its charm, Chuck Norris can
559th ET does not phoned home. He called Chuck.
558th Chuck Norris is able to pass the new high school diploma in mathematics.
557th Chuck Norris is so tough that it would stand with your ex.
556th I once met a dangerous lust gryzzli Norris. Since then, it is known as Winnie the Pooh
555th Baba of the car ... and it Chuck roundhouse.
554th There the middle of nowhere, Chuck Norris said good morning.
553rd Chuck Norris uses trees as toothpicks.
552nd Chuck Norris was one of the kamikaze. 12 times.
551st Chuck Norris knows what the Polish
550th Chuck Norris enters twice into the same river. Always.
549th Solid oak - job in hand, roundhouse kick - trade in the leg.
548th I once wanted to escape the two robbers Chuck. One ran to the right, second left ... Chuck Norris for their 547th
What was the first probe on Mars? "I was here - Chuck Norris' 546th
Master kierwnicy escapes ... Chuck Norris before the 545th
Chuck Norris can jump Chinese wall. Along 544th
Chuck Norris can rub their hands in the cream.
543rd Chuck Norris can squeeze the penny so that the eagle is zesra.
542nd In the movie "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" Chuck Norris played the title role.
541st Sandwiches Chuck Norris falls buttered up. Always
540th Chuck Norris knows where I Could Turn Back Time.
539th It's Chuck Norris freed Willy
538th It's not a she-wolf nursed Romulus and Romus. It is thanks to Chuck Norris
537th Chuck Norris can cause the strings.
536th Radio Maryja has over 6 million fans. Chuck Norris More than 6 billion.
535th Completion of a series of books by J. Rowling, will be "Harry Potter and the kick Chuck Norris' 534th
How Cuba Chuck, as Chuck roundhouse him
533rd The official fan club of Chuck Norris is 5 members. They all belong to Chuck Norris
532nd I came, I saw Chuck Norris won.
531st In the last odcninku "Lost" (Lost) will be Chuck Norris. This will be the end.
530th Kazimiera Szczuka can correctly pronounce the 'r', but only when he says "Chuck Norris"
529th TP SA does not cut off the telephone Chuck Norris before considering the complaint. Never.
528th For each your stupid comment by Chuck Norris write off 10 of you.
527th Chuck Norris can dig into the water.
526th Chcuk Norris was the point g man.
525th Chuck Norris knows how to jump on the left leg using only his right leg.
524th Microsoft is in the process of changing the tip of the exe files from * to * KZP.
523rd Chuck's favorite color is pomarańczowy.Z because IDEA has changed its name to Orange.
522nd "Great Orchestra of Christmas Charity" will play to the end of the world and one day longer. Then I will only Chuck Norris. "
521st Joker replaces any card. Chuck Norris replaced the entire deck.
520th Chuck Norris can bite the water.
519th Chuck Norris can move the current in the bucket.
518th Chuck Norris firing lubricates the nitroglycerin.
517th Chuck Norris can get up and see how it sits 516th
What Chuck Norris does every morning before breakfast? He says the sun: Get up!
515th Chuck Norris ahead of his time, then walked her around, he went from the back
514th Chuck Norris knows what's Eating Gilbert Grape `a.
513th Chuck Norris is the godfather of "The Godfather."
512th In "Four armored" Chuck Norris played the role Rudy 102nd
511th Chuck Norris can set up a helmet on the left side.
510th Chuck Norris does not Godo our language. After all, he won recognition in Silesia.
509th Chuck Norris had formed a snowman in the summer. Previously, it had formed the sun.
508th Bugs Bunny says "What's Up Doc?". Chuck Norris says, "Do you want to półobrotku?"
507th Grandma, what you're so blurry? I got roundhouse.
506th Milka is now more subtle. I do not know why, but it sure Chuck Norris has something to do with the 505th
Can you put out the candle with your fingers? Chuck Norris eyebrows.
504th Chuck Norris is so hardcore that Buggie can jump on the curb.
503rd When Columbus sailed to America, Chuck Norris has already been waiting for him.
502nd Chuck Norris does not need a cabinet to get to five hundred and first Narnia
Chuck Norris invented the wireless handset from the shower.
500th Chuck Norris understands the Polish tax system and knows all the EU rules
499th Chuck Norris played poker with Bush, Bin Laden and Putin. Having won five aces, and no one dared challenge.
498th After watching The Ring by Chuck, a voice in the earpiece died after 7 days
497th Chuck Norris knows how to fly ... in reverse.
496th Chuck Norris played Half-Life and FEAR at maximum detail in your pegazusie.
495th Neo ever heard from Oracle that it is not the chosen one. The Oracle is never wrong ... Chuck Norris is the chosen one.
494th Chuck Norris stowrzyc coalition with the written
493rd Chuck Norris can clap with one hand
492nd Chuck Norris once went to a large lotku seven.
491st Chuck Norris can learn Lepper culture.
490th Chuck Norris can enter through the back door baby
489th It's Chuck Norris said three words to the priest leading the 488th
Chuck Norris saw Dziuba-Dziuba
487th Developers Doom discussed the introduction to the game roundhouse kick but have found that playing time would be too easy. This then was the BFG.
486th When Chuck Norris was a little fun with a spatula. That was the lowland Amazon.
485th Chuck Norris played the title role in "The Magnificent Seven"
484th What Chuck Norris does like the most? Oppress MacGyver.
483rd Chuck Norris can ride on the ski slopes .... the current.
482nd Chuck Norris does not bounce. He pushes the earth
481st The most common causes of death in the United States are: 1 Second heart attacks Chuck Norris 3rd Cancer
480th Chuck Norris canals do not catch buses. He grabs kanarów.
479th Chuck Norris can go out tomorrow and return Sunday.
478th Chuck Norris always knows where he is Wally.
477th Chuck Norris can translate into a camel through the eye of a needle.
476th Chuck Norris is able to draw a triangle with two right angles.
475th Chuck Norris - and everything is clear.
474th Chuck Norris can play pick-up sticks rozgotowanym noodles.
473rd Chuck Norris invented toilet paper. Do a search here pointy, just to appreciate.
472nd Though it is unknown how he tried to do something, Chuck Norris does it better, faster and cheaper.
471st Chuck Norris can say, "Before use read the leaflet in the package, or consult your doctor or pharmacist" in 0.24 sec.
470th Chuck Norris is not a narcissist, he just loves beauty.
469th Chuck Norris was the eighth passenger Nostromo.
468th What came first: chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris
467th Death comes unexpectedly - Chuck comes faster.
466th A coward dies a thousand times, the hero only once. Chuck Norris is immortal.
465th Chuck Norris is able to lace up shoes with Velcro.
464th May the Chuck be with you [Let Chuck be with you]
463rd The ladies in the Dean's Office Chuck Norris always say: "Hello." Always.
462nd Chuck Norris' dog the command "ask" "please" ...
461st Chuck Norris was acting neostrada immediately after signing the contract.
460th Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris does not need to water.
459th Chuck Norris can hear before you answer the question.
458th Chuck Norris is at the end of each of the food chain.
457th When Chuck Norris gets morning light always goes. He loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
456th Chuck Norris does not need to switch on the light. Simply enter, and the tension just grows ...
455th In 1410 the Knights sent the King Jagiello two naked swords. The king sent them in response to a naked Chuck Norris. Everyone knows how the battle ended.
454th Chuck always has a poker. Even when playing in a thousand.
453rd Chuck Norris is like vodka. You never know when you kick
452nd Chuck Norris joke with them, "Ladybugs." And lives.
451st Chuck Norris knows how to calculate the area of \u200b\u200bthe point and measure the length of the line. He can also make two parallel lines to intersect once.
450th If you are looking for some information using Google. Google asks Chuck Norris.
449th Chuck Norris has two pitbulls and 3 Dobermans, but the gate hangs a plaque of his property: "Warning! Chuck Norris!"
448th When Freddy Kruger goes to bed, check in his closet is not Chuck Norris.
447th When Chuck Norris watches TV TRWAM always doing porn.
446th Chuck Norris does not need to enter your password. Never. Gives only login 'Chuck Norris' 445th
Why is God called Allah? Because Chuck Norris was already taken.
444th Chuck Norris has five shots on eight hits.
443rd Chuck Norris invented putting out fires before the fire.
442nd Chuck Norris can play pick-up sticks on the phone.
441st Rome was not built ... I did not build it to Chuck Norris.
440th Who is on the road, this roundhouse kick.
439th Chuck Norris can take the elevator to the left
438th Chuck Norris likes to kill a horse oats.
437th After consuming all the people and animals Chuck Norris eats himself. Only then will consider eating vegetables.
436th Chuck Norris is no match for multiple use.
435th Sex, drugs and Chuck Norris!
434th If you have a penny, and Chuck Norris is Chuck is a penny more than you.
433rd Chuck Norris does not need to drink Actimel, to be pogodoodpornym. This weather must develop resistance to Chuck Norris.
432nd Jesus can turn water into wine. Chuck Norris can turn the beaver in the stool.
431st It has removed Chuck Norris 'or magazines' 430th
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. For the third time!
429th Ozzy Osbourne bats odgryzał head. Chuck Norris's head odgryzał Siberian Tigers.
428th Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
427th Chuck Norris knows where to look smerfojagód. He knows a recipe for gumisiowy juice.
426th Minesweeper is wrong only once. Chuck Norris never.
425th Only Chuck Norris knows where episodes of "Fashion for success."
424th Chuck Norris stars in the alley left traces of his hand. On zaschniętym cement.
423rd Chuck was the fifth armor. The first four too.
422nd The blue whale is the largest terrestrial mammal. Chuck is greater.
421st The strength of evil: two to one. Chuck's strength: the power of a kick
420th Why? Because Chuck!
419th Chuck Norris was one of the Power Rangers. Zordon threw him out of jealousy. He finished in a big jar.
418th MacGyver can do with most matches ... Chuck Norris can do Macgyver'a
417th Chuck Norris found a needle in a haystack. And later in the haystack the needle
416th Sow poppy woman, did not know how. And the old man knew he did not say when Chuck has come!
415th Chuck Norris' favorite movie is "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre roundhouse kick"
414th Chris Vegetables from Szczecin is boss of all bosses. Chuck it is.
413th Who Holes, a copy of this Chuck Norris roundhouse.
412th With a blank, and Solomon did not pour. Chuck Norris And yes
411th Ferdinand Magellan first circumnavigated the earth. Chuck Norris was the first space and circled it twice.
410th Chuck Norris always knows where is Nemo.
409th Chuck Norris knows where the Smurf village is located.
408th Chuck Norris can kick the cow so hard that milk will fly her nose.
407th Chuck Norris can make a card in half more than 7 times, kicking it to the roundhouse.
406th Chuck Norris can freely scroll the programs broadcast live.
405th When you can see Chuck Norris on TV, he can see you.
404th Roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris is so fast that none camera is not able to capture the .... This is the biggest problem the producers TV series "Walker, Texas Ranger"
403rd Panoramix made recipe for a magic potion from the 402nd
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris has not only discovered the South Pole and the North, but also east and west. Four hundred and first
Chuck Norris does not wait for the train is a train waiting for Chuck Norris.
400th This is what people consider to be the Yeti is only a shadow of Chuck Norris.
399th Chuck Norris can catch a bald hair.
398th It was Chuck Norris' group holding power. "
397th Internet was invented to spread the facts about Chuck Norris.
396th Chuck Norris caught the mosquito eggs glove.
395th Chuck Norris can jump over his hat, having him on the head.
394th Chuck Norris has improved the world record in 100 meters by five seconds. Chuck ran the water to the neck and dragged behind the ship.
393rd Chuck has the gluteal tattooed Chuck. A second Norris. A Walker in the third.
392nd I used to fight Chukiem preparing to Hercules. However, he resigned when he saw Chuck Norris tears as tree teeth.
391st Chuck being the Piska roundhouse kicked the tree. Tree flew half the country, landed in the stadium ... Now playing in the squad.
390th At the beginning there was Chuck Norris, right after the chaos.
389th Chuck Norris is able to distinguish between Kaczynski.
388th When Chuck Norris takes no screaming match, "Chuck Norris Sit down!"
387th Chuck Norris fathered half the Brazilian community. Otherwise you can not to explain the phenomenon in football.
386th Unofficially, that Superman has two weaknesses: kryptonite and roundhouse kick to the face performed by Chuck Norris.
385th If Chuck Norris was a woman not only makes use of tampons and sleeping bags.
384th Normal people chew gum. Chuck Norris chews hockey circles.
383rd Chuck Norris does not listen to music - she listens to him.
382nd Apparently the fastest gunslingers could take out his revolver and shoot in less than 0.003 seconds. Chuck at that time can fly all the women in several cities and kill 8 such gunslingers.
381. Chuck Norris defeated Roger Federer in tennis .... in one set ... and without rockets.
380th Dynamo on the leg during a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the exercise of the entire New York zasiliłoby for 10 years.
379th Good, Better, Chuck Norris.
378th Zeus hurls thunderbolts. Chuck Norris Zeusami thrashes.
377th Chuck Norris can see in darkness, using night vision goggles, of course not. The darkness of fear itself brightens.
376th Chuck Norris in a Chinese restaurant gets a real chicken.
375th Chuck Norris saw the kernel of the earth. Kernel earth is nothing compared with the nucleus of Chuck.
374th Chuck Norris does not like stupid people, because he likes only himself.
373rd Drink milk - you'll Chukiem
372nd Chuck Norris was the pope. Twice.
371st Chuck Norris can breathe under water.
370th Chuck Norris can kill a man roundhouse kick ... by phone
369th Chuck Norris is able to track the seagulls follow the traces of feet in the air
368th Chuck Norris can speak inhaling air.
367th Chuck Norris once played with the prof. Miodkiem Scrabble. When you have them after 2 letters, Chuck was losing by 50 points, but the composed word "krwiożerca" and won.
366th Chuck Norris can cut 20 hectares of forest chainsaw in 30 seconds. Without its inclusion.
365th If the snow is falling outside the window it means that Chuck Norris is selected on the sled.
364th Chuck Norris does not use the Internet, knows the whole heart.
363rd Chuck Norris once decided to go to the Himalayas. Since then, it is said that people saw the yeti.
362nd Porcupine once attacked Chuck Norris. He died at his filling with stubble.
361st Windows Chuck Norris is never suspended.
360th Chuck Norris has two mothers ... and three fathers.
359th Chuck Norris can breathe in a vacuum.
358th Chuck likes the color orange, which is why Ukraine also loved.
357th Chuck Norris wears sexy underwear, though, and without her is sexy.
356th Chuck Norris was in the sun. He said that he could get a tan.
355th Chuck Norris wants to move to the center of Baghdad. Sam.
354th The universe is expanding ... because he wants to escape from the 353rd Chuck ... Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris [Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris] 352nd If Chuck was eating coal ... 351st srałby diamonds ... Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar for playing the movie. He's not a game ... he does it really ... 350th History of Godzilla was the first stay in Tokyo ... Chuck 349th Chuck accidentally kicked a horse in the neck ... Giraffes were created as the 348th ... Sperm can beat Chuck 13 condoms, spermicide, pill and all the American team's defense to fertilize kobietę.347 fubolowej. Chuck Norris can lift chair on which siedzi.346. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not wash. Chuck Norris looks at himself, and he ucieka.345 dirt. God created Eve - the first woman. Chuck Norris is still longs for żebrem.344. Chuck Norris created a series of vibrators on the size of their penis ... thousands of people play them in baseball. 343. Chuck Norris ate Godzillę.342. Chuck Norris has pulled off the Internet on dyskietkę.341. The forecasts will not be, Anne received a roundhouse.
340th In the film X-Man, none of the actors did not have any special effect. Chuck them all duplicating ...
339th Chuck Norris ... I never said 'I see dead people' ... instead told 'I Made Them ... '338. Once, a drunk guy is Chuck asked if it was true that his real name is Charles ... Chuck answered him ... just looked at him and waited until the guy explodes 337th ... Images on the notes do not show Chuck Norris because it felt that people would have problems with such a large nominałami.336. As reported by NASA, Chuck Norris is the only man seen with the naked eye from Kosmosu.335. Do not try to translate the words of Chuck Norris 'aerodynamics'. Do not understand. Not that he was dull, just the air has not yet dared to put him oporu.334. Someone once Chuck Norris sued to court. Chuck thought it might be fun and went. Not mistaken. Most liked him the moment at which the judge admitted to winy.333. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck got up in the morning and he was cold so a bit 'turned up' the sun ..
332nd In the original scenario, the Lord of the Rings was actually Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. The scenario was only three pages. Already on the first Chuck tickled Suaronowi KZP and przetrącił occasion the two towers ...
331st Once the wheat field came to Chuck Norris. And so was Chocapic.
330th Dinosaurs became extinct because Chuck Norris killed the nervous Tyrannosaurus roundhouse. The rest died of fear.
329th Chuck Norris is so hardcore that, wiping with sandpaper, and cleans his ears with a screwdriver.
328th Chuck Norris invented a square ball.
327th Chuck Norris is assumed by the head of pants.
326th Chuck Norris is so hard to listen Mandaryna.
325th One ejaculation Chuck Norris kills two deer at once.
324th The antibodies in the blood of Chuck Norris would destroy all of humanity had ever bled.
323rd Cassette in the movie The Ring contains naked Chuck Norris. None of the viewers did not survive long enough to be able to say it.
322nd Chuck Norris was the fifth Beatels. The first four too.
321st Chuck Norris runs faster than the antelope, jumping more than a kangaroo and is able to sit in place longer than a Buddhist monk.
320th There was no World War II. It's Chuck Norris sought his hat.
319th When you close the fridge, it is Chuck Norris puts out in it light.
318th Chuck Norris stopped the sun. Earth did not have to move. Itself before it began to flee.
317th Chuck Norris once decided to go for a swim. Then it hit him, "Titanic."
316th Chuck Norris found Poland built in wood and a brick.
315th Adam writes: 'the name of his forty-four', was referring to Chuck Norris.
314th Chuck Norris grinds diamonds rubbing them with your own hair.
313th Chuck Norris does not eat mushrooms. Mushroom picking, yes.
312th Chuck Norris is the author of the Quran and the biography of Bill Clinton and Justin Timberlake.
311th Chuck Norris saw black hole. From the inside.
310th On Chuck Norris' gravitational pull does not work.
309th Chuck Norris is invisible to radar.
308th Chuck Norris played Darth Vader. Master Yoda too.
307th There was no inquisition. It was Chuck Norris.
306th Chuck Norris can do myself ... mouth resuscitation mouth.
305th Most of the great migration of people and animals was due to rumors. on the emergence of Chuck Norris in the area.
304th Chuck Norris was the first man on the moon, Jupiter, Venus and Pluto.
303rd This is not Frodo destroy the ring. It's Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.
302. Chuck Norris can see the air.
three hundred and first What would Chuck Norris, if he had aged? Kicked the bucket ... roundhouse.
300th What does Chuck Norris wants to do Photocopying? Xerox copies.
299th Chuck Norris does not copy the current. He would go back.
298th It's not Harry Potter Lord Voldemort robbed by a Chuck Norris looked at him.
297th Chuck Norris can send e-mails, even to those who do not have computers or Internet access.
296th Chuck Norris' penis has never refuses to obey. Never. It is too close to his feet.
295th Chuch Norris can tell the door in the singular.
294th Chuck Norris is not divine - God is Norrisowy.
293rd A lie has short legs and a strong kick Chuck Norris roundhouse.
292nd Chuck Norris will remain in case the horsemen of the apocalypse zawiodli.
291st Chuck Norris stirred for 3.2 seconds he climbed Mount Everest on his own chin.
290th Chuck Norris in the movie 'Armageddon' was playing the role of meteorite.
289th Chuck Norris once so upset that he came up with himself and stood next to it. Hence it came from the proverb - unhappiness go in pairs.
288th Chuck Norris does not manage to reveal all the secrets of iodine Master's martial arts, because that the young died.
287th Kicking strength is measured in Norrisach / meter. One of Norris / meter is a force sufficient to send four tons of onions cry to the moon.
286th The first ejaculation Chuck Norris is now known as the path mleczna.285. Chuck Norris Johnny Walker peeing
284th It's not Copernicus - Chuck Norris went to Earth. The roundhouse.
283rd Chuck Norris eats a bowl of razor blades morning, just to show what is hard.
282nd Chuck Norris can make scrambled eggs. From the flour and tomato ...
281st Chuck Norris does not sweat, beads of sweat running away from him with fear! 280th Chuck Norris is so hardcore, that in order to light a cigarette, he jumps to the oil well.
279th Why ?....... Chuck wears a beard trying to draw the enemy from the church. Santa Claus, and then inflicts the final blow.
278th The moon does not cause the tides. It's Chuck Norris gets up and goes to sleep.
277.Czemu stranger hiding on the pole? Because I was afraid of Chuck Norris.
276.Chuck Norris is sharper than the Spice Girls and Old Spice
275th Chuck Norris is the male to the point that even his hair on the chest is hairy.
274th Chuck Norris does not need to swallow when they were.
273rd Chuck Norris For each section before shooting "Guardian of Texas" was shot three times means to sleep elephants - to reduce a little of his strength and agility.
272nd Rumour has it that Chuck Norris was once beaten up by a pirate ... He invented it Chuck Norris himself to attack by pirates on it more ... Pirates never were bystrzachami.
271st Only Chuck Norris can bungee jumping without a rope.
270th Chuck Norris once looked in the mirror ... and burned 3,000 calories.
269th Chuck Norris does not need society, that society needs to Chuck.
268th What is the difference between Chuck Norris from the rock - the rock can be crushed, and Chuck is always hard.
267th FEAR The game is lying. The real meaning of fear is not a demonic little girl. It's Chuck Norris served as a model for authors, but they are afraid to admit it now. Chuck and yes they will.
266th Trees do not bend or break the wind. Chuck Norris is a train near the roundhouse kicks.
265th Chuck Norris once wanted to wash her leg, so he kicked in the ocean. Then the tsunami flooded Asia.
264th Chuck Norris can lick his elbow after.
263rd When Chuck Norris was a little playing with the doll .... Chucky.
262nd Congratulations to Chuck Norris roundhouse kick ... and chin.
261st The pyramids stand just by the fact that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them. I did not want him.
260th Chuck Norris visited this site before they arose. And in fact it has visited his site.
259th When he takes a picture of Chuck Norris does not manage to flash blysnąć. Chuck photo shoots himself roundhouse kick.
258th Chuck Norris is the only person on Earth who can move faster than the map trickjumpow'ą Common keyboard and mouse kicking roundhouse.
257th Tower of Pisa was simple, until Chuck Norris did not kick her roundhouse.
256th In the beginning there was one continent. Then it crashed Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
255th What is not ignorant people, is considered gods. What is not considered gods, considered to Chuck Norris.
254th Chuck Norris invented a string that has no beginning and no end. If you try to contest the matter-you get roundhouse kick. And then it becomes clear how the string was.
253rd Chuck Norris does not get into the cars. This car caught up with the Chuck
252nd CKM stands firmly Chuck Copies
251st If Chuck Norris has lived in the era of Louis XIV, the Musketeers are not fought on the sword, just kicking roundhouse
250th USSR broke up, because Chuck roundhouse kicked him
249th St. John saw Chuck Norris in action, but he preferred to call it Armageddon
248th It is not scientists have discovered the atom-splitting in a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick decided the smallest thing in the world
247th Chuck Norris does not use a condom. A copy of his sperm to the egg with a half turn back to the ovary.
246th If Chuck Norris was born in the Stone Age, all people have now arranged horizontally one foot to kicking roundhouse
245th Chuck invented a perpetual motion mobile. But roundhouse kicked them, before anyone managed to see how they construct
244th Venus de Milo once had hands. And then I met Chuck.
243rd Chuck Norris is the only person who composed a Rubik's cube in one move - roundhouse kicked her 242nd
There is no such thing as a plague. Only Chuck Norris indigestion
241st Chuck Norris is like vodka. You never know when you kick
240th Women do not end with Chuck Norris. He ends with the women. Forever. The roundhouse.
239th Sex with Chuck Norris is like asking him about an hour - always, "Two seconds to ... "
238th Chuck Norris is afraid of only one thing - I used to get from the roundhouse in the face of self-237th
Chuck Norris does not heat food. He looks on them until it gets hot out of fear Chuck Norris
236th year spent in Antarctica in the same slipkach. Antarctica is not survived.
235th aliens exist. just waiting until Chuck Norris dies, to be disclosed.
234th God does not allow for good people bad things were happening. In contrast, from Chuck Norris.
233rd Pot Chuck Norris is the best quality Whiskey.
232nd Chuck Norris is so popular that it was the king and queen ball.
231st Chuck Norris' sperm is great as eels.
230th At the beginning of each year training begins Chuck Norris (KZP) kopów roundhouse. It was then that hurricane season starts.
229th At the time of its birth, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the doctor. Nobody else will accept delivery of Chuck Norris than the Chuck Norris.
228th If Chuck Norris is not make in time, a time of slowing down.
227th Chuck Norris does not need oxygen to live. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.
226th Wilt Chamberlain boasts that in his life he slept with 20,000 women. Chuck Norris calls this "free Tuesdays".
225th At home, Chuck Norris does not have doors. There are only walls through which it passes.
224th When Chuck Norris falls into the water does not become wet, the water becomes norrisowata.
223rd Roundhouse kick performed by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
222nd When Chuck Norris calls the 0-700, do not pay the bill. Automatic coin thrown himself.
221st Pluto is orbiting group of British soldiers from the Revolutionary War who flew into space after the Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them in the face.
220th Chuck Norris and Van Diesel met only twice. Both meetings were covered up by the U.S. government. Officially known as the bombing of Nagasaki and Hieroszimy.
219th Chuck Norris once ate a ream of paper and a few hundred wysrał origami figures. And master of Karatekida Miyagi.
218th Chuck Norris roundhouse kick destroyed the black hole.
217th None of the compass does not show where is the north. All show the place where he happens to be Chuck Norris.
216th The Bible is wrong. It's not Adam and Eve ... is Chuck Norris.
215th When Chuck Norris takes his children to fish chooses a secluded, quiet place. Usually go to the Bermuda Triangle.
214th Michael Jackson is not wybielał face: he turned pale after a fright it Chuck Norris.
213th Chuck Norris does not occur in the spelling mistakes. However, if any occurs, Oxford recognize the infallibility of Chuck and corrects an error in your dictionary.
212th Chuck Norris is the real father Luck Skywalker 211th
Once, while sparring with Wolverine Chuck Norris lost one of the nuclei. Certainly the memory of this nucleus has not been buried, and that because of its official name: Jupiter.
210th Chuck Norris invented a language in which words have been replaced by various types of roundhouse kicks. Also, when you get kicked do not be offended: it may be Chuck just compliment your hat.
209th Chuck Norris has the best poker face in history. In 1983 he won the international championship poker hand with a joker, two of spades, seven of diamonds, four of the "Uno" and a "pass from the prison" of the game Monopoly.
208th Chuck Norris hidden talent is invisibility.
207th Chuck Norris has never blinked in his life. Never.
206th Roundhouse kick performed by Chuck Norris is so powerful that it can be seen from space with the naked eye.
205th Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his inner fire.
204th Chuck Norris does not know how to fly, but it does it.
203rd Creator offered Chuck Norris the ability to fly, but he quickly refused and asked for a strong roundhouse kick.
202nd Knowledge of the Force is incomplete, as are the three types: Light Side, Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
two hundred and first On the seventh day when God rested agenda watched Chuck Norris.
200th Chuck Norris is no longer a virgin, before his father met his mother.
199th Rather than wait for the birth Chuck Norris opened the way into this world with a half turn. Five minutes after birth grow a beard.
198th Before the fear put to sleep, check that Chuck Norris does not hide in his closet.
197th Chuck Norris invented water.
196th Since when in 1940 Chuck Norris was born, the proportion of deaths roundhouse kick grew by 13,000%
195th Chuck Norris - the rest is silence.
194th Chuck Norris requires condoms inside out, so he could take pleasure.
193rd Chuck Norris kills fifteen white men at the end of each week, to prove that he is not racist.
192nd If you look in the mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he'll come and kill your entire family ... But at least you'll see Chuck Norris.
191st Chuck Norris does not understand why you should go to a doctor if an erection lasts more than 4 hours. It is known that his erections last for 15 days.
190th Chuck Norris recently signed up for karate lessons for beginners to be able to "accidentally" drain manto young children.
189th Chuck Norris defeated and caught all 386 Pokemon in less than 2.7 seconds. He used to buy a roundhouse kick.
188th Chuck Norris's 102 Dalmatians. The other 101, too.
187th In the English alphabet is really 31 letters, but only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters.
186th Chuck Norris goes to the toilet once a month, whether needed or not.
185th Chuck Norris is known for his modesty, but also acknowledges that it is the eighth wonder of the world.
184th When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not raise themselves - Chuck Norris pushes the Earth.
183rd Chuck Norris can watch "60 seconds" in 20 seconds.
182nd MacGyver can make a helicopter, rubber and paper clip, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take a helicopter.
181st Chuck Norris wybekac whole alphabet. Since so many. Latin. In one breath. Standing on his head. Przygrywając to that the flecie.180. Tom Cruise is impotent. Katie Holmes has a child with Chuck Norris.
179th Chuck Norris parted the Red Sea, to win a bet with God, and give immortality. Currently, convinces him to have beaten him in the hand.
178th Guns do not kill people, Chuck is doing it.
177th Gandhi was a Nazi, not as long as Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face, showing that violence is not the solution ... and could kill.
176th Chuck Norris will have sex only with women who agree to do it on his bed of nails nabijanym. Needless to say, this will the best sex in their lives? 175th Chuck Norris loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
174th If you knock three times on wood and wykrzyczysz lisping the name of Chuck, he show up and kick your ass. This will be the best orgasm you'll ever experience.
173rd Chuck Norris' Penis is insured.
172nd 20 years ago Chuck Norris smiled when he thought about elephants practicing sex. Since that time, no longer smiling ...
171st If you ever have a chance to meet Chuck Norris, you'll notice that all the time wearing sunglasses. This is because the strength of his gaze wysadziłaby your brain and eyes melted.
170th Chuck Norris has rejected an invitation to Diesel Vin'a play on Xbox 720 and Playstation 4 because he was busy playing on his Xbox and Playstation 5th 1080
169th When Chuck Norris dies, goes to a special place in heaven where all who call upon the name of Chuck in vain, so he could roundhouse kick them.
168th Cala techno music is based on different ways of Chuck Norris' heartbeat.
167th God created the heavens and the earth, then created man. People przeludnili lands, therefore created Chuck Norris.
166th Chuck Norris caught a midget. (Leperchaun)
165th Chuck Beard Norris is the hardest material known to man. Next is his tight biceps.
164th Jack Kevorkian would refer their patients to Chuck Norris.
163rd Every time you walk into the saloon, be sure to tell Chuck Norris sent me.
162nd Chuck Norris wears glasses, in which everyone looks like an Asian. This is why people so often copy of the roundhouse in the face.
161st When Chuck Norris wanted a cigar, man invented fire. Hurry.
160th Everyone has a dead body in the closet. Chuck Norris has more than 7,000.
159th A normal person has 46 chromosomes. Chuck Norris is the 92nd There is always two times better than the average person.
158th Chuck Norris uses her left hand instead of toilet paper, and eat candy without removing them from the packaging.
157th Why does a chicken walked through the streets? Because Chuck Norris ate her entire family, killed a farmer who has bred, and I had sex with the wife of a farmer. At the same time.
156th Chuck Norris wears sandals instead of a trap for the bears.
155th Chuck Norris once brought to the adoption of an extremely hot sauce to salsa their own provision. Many people have asked him then about the composition of the sauce. As it turned out to contain the semen and dead children.
154th Chuck Norris won once an extreme triathlon with a piano tied to your back. Along the way, having sex with 59 women. And one man who was to blame for Chuck, with his wife drowned during orgasm. When Chuck Norris to receive the prize awarded, he just moved his piano and did not know that it is a race.
153rd Chuck Norris uses dublerów. The scenes of weeping.
152nd The character Superman is loosely based on Chuck Norris. Inconsistencies relate to the lack of resistance to kryptonite.
151st When Chuck Norris show a thumbs up it means that he has erections.
150th The trip made by Chuck Norris Around the World in 80 Minutes.
149th Chuck Norris can charge a mobile phone with him, rubbing his chin.
148th In 1979, Chuck Norris became the first black man who won the New York marathon.
147th Chuck Norris lives in Texas with his wife and 874 Vietnamese children into slavery
146th Chuck Norris had sex anal sex with your girlfriend.
145th Noah instead of a pair of animals of each species on the ark spoke only to females, and Chuck Norris. And the animal kingdom is still going ...
144th Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator, which simulate the size and power of his own penis. The vibrator is now known as a pneumatic hammer.
143rd When a pregnant employee airlines Chuck Norris said that his flight is delayed, he replied, with her pregnancy too, and began jumping on her stomach.
142nd During World War II, Albert Einstein and his friend Chuck Norris were asked to create a deadly bomb. They created two - the atomic bomb and the kick from the market. Kick the market was much more environmentally friendly, and he was to be used against Japan, but one member of the government recognized that it would be too terrible weapons. "We want to hurt Japan, and not to destroy me completely. Chuck Norris called him a fag and roundhouse kicked by sending to the future. This member of the government is now known as Al Gore.
141st The film Rambo: First Blood was based on the events of the scout camp where he was a child, Chuck Norris
140th When Chuck Norris looks at the sky, clouds sweat with fear. We call it rain.
139th Chuck Norris fought to the death of Santa Claus. It makes no sense to say, every child got for Christmas a pair of tight jeans and leather boots.
138th Chuck Norris is not a noun, a verb.
137th If you try Chuck Norris to kick below the belt, his penis roundhouse kick your leg.
136th We all know that during the war, President Roosevelt said: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Unfortunately, not everyone knows the rest of this ruling: "For out of luck for us, Chuck Norris who is fear on our side, so we need not fear anything.
135th Chuck Norris once impregnated a Great rate. As a result, George was born in . Bush.
134th Chuck Norris invented death to make your life more exciting.
133rd Chuck Norris decided to puszkować and sell your farts smell, because no woman can resist him. This product is widely known as the Axe deodorant.
132nd Chuck Norris uses bleach as a mouthwash.
131st If the saying "You look like you eat" is a Chuck Norris is an amazing combination of monster-truck tires, Godzilla and the magma of the most active volcanoes.
130th Chuck Norris has disguised himself as a serpent in paradise and gave Eve the apple, so that the world was evil, from which he could fight.
129th Chuck Norris zgoliłby beard, but not on Earth quite hard metal on the blade.
128th Chuck Norris 'kicked' once roundhouse guy his penis. Guest after touching a member turned into a statue of gold.
127th The real holy trinity of the Beard Chuck Norris, The Right and Left Leg.
126th Chuck Norris is the first person with cancer was detected beard. Few people know this, because Chuck quickly defeated the disease through several kopów from the market.
125th Gary Coleman had 2.16 m height. Until he met Chuck Norris ...
124th Chuck Norris invented the children, because he got tired of always the same food.
123rd Chuck Norris is so wise that got Stephen Hawking to bow before him.
122nd Favorite color of Chuck Norris is pain.
121st Chuck Norris once fell from Mount Rushmore. In flight, conceived and built the plane so he managed to land safely. Several years later, the Wright brothers had stolen his idea. Died of roundhouse kick.
120th Unfortunately, too hard to tame, Chuck roundhouse kick generates enough electricity to power the entire West Coast in the race for 13 years.
119th Aliens are doing experiments on humans. Chuck Norris does the experience of learning.
118th Chuck Norris "invented" Lesbians. After the got to know during the peak of virility relationship with Chuck is left them nothing but the interest in women.
117th Chuck Norris never hides. He is always looking for.
116th CNN it was the beginning of an abbreviation of "Chuck Norris Network", but the greatness of Chuck cause explosions of satellites relay devices, cameras and the eyes of viewers.
115th Chuck Norris has surprised scientists with the roundhouse kick hitting the diamond. Their astonishment took fractions of a second weirdness for the kick led to an explosion in their brains.
114th Why does everything taste like chicken? Because it's your favorite Chuck Norris joke.
113th Chuck Norris weighs as much as one million Suns. According to the laws of physics should collapse under its own weight, but the laws of physics are concerned that the roundhouse kick not moved them to another dimension.
112th Nintendo wanted to make the game with Chuck starring Unfortunately, Chuck can not die, so the game would be too easy.
111th Chuck Norris can lift a chair, on which it sits.
110th There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who are, and Chuck Norris
109th Chuck Norris has opened a Pandora's box. He looked inside, looked at the contents and closed it.
108th Once a bear attack Chuck Norris. Chuck showed him my fist, which he ate a bear himself, choosing gentler death.
107th Chuck Norris is non-winking at women aged 14 to 34 years. Last time I did this, at the opening concert of the New on the block once ended a massive 16 437 pregnancy women in the audience. Their children at age 5 grew red beard.
106th Chuck Norris never goals. One serious look in the mirror stops the growth process and every superfluous hair flees in panic.
105th Sometimes you feel quite depressed for no reason? That's because Chuck Norris just dozing.
104th The world was flat until I got a kick roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
103rd Chuck Norris broke his own leg. Just to win the Paralympic Games.
102nd Program of the hit Fox & "Man vs. Beast", was canceled after Chuck Norris defeated the giraffe in the sprint, bear in wrestling, swimming and a dolphin in the roundhouse kicked the whole ekpię for the fact that they gave him too easy a challenge.
one hundred and first Jonathan Brandis committed suicide after he refused to Chuck Norris of the second Buddy Film
100th If any woman would be able to survive the relationship with Chuck Norris births of children is non-stop for the next 13 years.
99th The stores take the money from the "Monopoly", if you pay Chuck Norris.
98th When you ask Chuck Norris what time it always says, "two seconds". When you ask "what?", Kicks you in the face with a roundhouse.
97th Chuck Norris knows where Carmen San Diego. Once impregnated her one swift motion, and she bore him a child. Now we know them as Superman.
96.Na world there are two kinds of people: Chuck Norris, and those who die.
95th never beat Chuck Norris, you only think so. And when you think you'll get a roundhouse kick.
94th Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
93rd Chuck Norris has regularly donated blood at Red Cross. But never his.
92nd While still in the womb Chuck cut the umbilical cord, because I do not need anyone's help.
91st Bullets shun Chuck Norris.
90th Chuck Norris cut off the dinosaurs.
89th Every single hair in the beard of Chuck has his own beard.
88th Chuck Norris does not see the color red. He hears it.
87th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been based on a true story. Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle in full and when it expelled, the man had a half feet tall and knew karate.
86th Sperm can beat Chuck 13 condoms, spermicide, pill and all the American team's defense fubolowej to impregnate a woman.
85th Chuck Norris uses a live anaconda as a condom.
84.Chuck Norris only masturbates with your own pictures.
83rd When Bruce Banner is angry turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk is angry turns into Chuck Norris.
82nd Before the filming of each episode of Texas Ranger Chuck Norris is injected a triple lethal dose of sleeping pills. It's all in order to reduce the mortality rate among the other actors.
81st Chuck Norris can lead to orgasm in a woman pointing at her and saying, 'Heja'
80th Chuck Norris was one of the four kings who brought gifts to Baby Jesus. Chuck Norris was the gift of beard. The other kings were so jealous of the censored text of the Bible. Soon after, slain died of roundhouse kick.
79th In one scene, the show Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Will Smith), Chuck Norris replaced Carlton. Nobody noticed.
78th White blood cells Chuck Norris' May the black rims. It's black belts.
77th Chuck Norris once got the idea to the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. It is now known as Red Bull.
76.Chuck Norris does not have HIV. Despite this plague its people.
75th Someone once suggested that Chuck Norris' real name is Henry. 10 seconds later found dead. Committed suicide by hitting up 384 times in the head with a hammer, suffocated his own shoelaces and odgryzając the two legs.
74th Chuck Norris once fell into the crater full of lava. Almost drowned.
73rd The last person who could stand a look Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.
72nd Google does not find anything about Chuck Norris, because he knows that and so you will not find it. He will find you.
71st If you managed to win in a game with Chuck Norris, of course, you do not know the rules.
70th Darkness is not a lack of light. It is the presence of Chuck Norris.
69th Chuck Norris went to play Super Mario Bros. 3 is not even touching the console. Between the two gryzami fillet sandwiches child looked menacingly at the screen. The game won by the same fear.
68th Chuck Norris can burn an ant with a magnifying glass. At night.
67th The eternal, unsolvable problem of what happens if the infinite great strength to hit the infinitely powerful object? has been solved by Chuck Norris, when he hit his fist in the face.
66th Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
65th Chuck used to play Russian roulette in a fully loaded revolver. Always wins.
64th Doom is based loosely on real events when Satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck and forgot to pay.
63rd Chuck Norris can slam revolving door.
62nd The nurse collecting the birth of Chuck Norris saw him she cried: "Oh my God, it's Chuck Norris." Then have sex. Was This was the third girl that Chuck scored.
61st Chuck donated blood refuses to use a syringe. She asks for a gun and a bucket.
60th Chuck was walking down the street with a giant erection. Nobody survived.
59th Chuck Norris was already on Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
58th Chuck invented a time machine and went back into the past to prevent the killing of Kennedy. When Oswald shot, Chuck took three bullets at his beard. JFK's head exploded in amazement.
57th To prove that cancer is a piece of cake for him, Chuck was smoking 15 packs of cigarettes per day for two years and lived to see seven kinds of cancer only to rid them during the morning warm-up.
56th Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mack at Burger King. I got it.
55th Chuck sleeps with the light on. No, because he is afraid of the dark. That darkness is afraid of him.
54th Once I was blind coincidence Chuck on foot. Chuck said, "You know who I am?" I'm Chuck Norris, "The blind man immediately Recovered, but the first and only thing he was concerned to see a kick from the market, Chuck Norris.
53rd Anyone can naszczać on the floor in the toilet, but only Chuck knows how to nasrać ceiling.
52nd Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper does not dare tell him.
51st God will rule the world as long as Chuck does not get tired of who will rule the earth.
50th Little boys like scorch ants with a magnifying glass. Chuck Norris likes to scorch little boys with ants. Scientists do not know yet as it can.
49th The Declaration of Independence is written: "All men are created equal. In addition to Chuck Norris, which is equal to 350,000 people"
.48. Chuck Norris has slept with 374 women. Only two survived to tell the tale. Of course, it was the best sex of their lives.
47th Ckuck Norris caught fish and injuring slipped into the pool with sharks.
46th Chuck Norris does not tell jokes. It just says "now"
45th Chuck Norris' beard changing carbon dioxide into oxygen. Trees are obsolete.
44th Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in the contest, "Who has more testicles?". Chuck Norris won by 5
43rd As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nuns in the mountains of Tuscany. Nine months later the world came to the Miami Dolphins, the only team in the history of football, which is never lost or tied.
42nd Cars were invented to quickly escape from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
41st Chuck Norris always has sex on a first date. Always.
40th Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends said it was in the middle of stripteaserka.
39th Chuck Norris does not read books. Stares at them until they find out from them what they want.
38th Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
37th In the statistical facilities is 1.242 objects that can be used, Chuck Norris to kill you, including the room.
36th Chuck Norris military unit was not on the Civilization 4, for a Chuck Norris was able to defeat all the nations in one turn.
35th Time waits for no one. Unless that someone is Chuck Norris.
34th If you say "Chuck Norris" in Mongolia, people will start you roundhouse kick in the face on his behalf. Immediately after their stacks will be kicked in the face with a roundhouse for the Norris.
33rd Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in 45 seconds.
32nd Chuck Norris does not naturally like a horse ... horses are like Chuck Norris przyrodzenie
31st Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks are not the best way to kick someone. Historians consider it the greatest mistake in history.
30th Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
29th Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. The nineteenth of June 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the Earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
28th Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, saying: "Bang!".
27th The first scene in "Saving Private Ryan" is a reconstruction of game in a fast paced multi round, in which Chuck Norris played in second grade.
26th Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
25th Chuck Norris becomes a state in 2009.
24th Mark places for the disabled does not mean the place where the disabled can park. It means a place that belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will become invalid.
23rd Quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist.
22nd When Chuck Norris sends PIT'y, he sends blank forms and a photo. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes.
21st Chuck Norris does not churn butter. Roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
20th Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in tennis.
19th Chuck Norris once ate three ośmiokilowe steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
18th There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
17th Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction Chuck kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, could not stay mad and admitted that he could have seen it coming. Since then, they play, every Friday at poker.
16th Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
15th If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds' til." When you ask, "Two seconds to what?" He roundhouse kicks you in the face.
14th The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. He failed.
13th Chuck Norris is 4 feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
12th Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way, to tell the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
11th Behind Chuck Norris has no chin. There is only another fist.
10th Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
9th In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, in the book are named by those who are best approached.
8th Chuck Norris is the eighth Indian. There is no nothing in common with its ancestors, ate just one.
7th Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
6th Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
5th If you see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you do not see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
4th Chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
third Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
second Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
first Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried.
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