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tragicomedy, which is an adventure UB-eka Zdzislaw
My name is Natalie and Julia Smith since April 2010, I create a series of dramatic Zdzisławie Baumfeldzie (cynical functionary of the Office of Public Safety), Maria Lolita ( its mindless mistress, and also the Privy Współpracowniczce UB) and Vespasian Pussy (an innocent prisoner, whose Zdzislaw falsely accuses of subversion). The said series, which contain all the parts in the title word "tragicomedy", shows the main characters from two perspectives. Once we get to know them as young people living in a period of Polish People's Republic, at other times - as the old men trying to find in today's world.
drama series is the evolution of threads, which I described in my story, "The Bible ubecji, or briefcase companion Zdzislaw" and in the fourth and fifth stage (resp. in the epilogue), the drama "Very conspiracy theory of history." Aiming it mainly for older teenagers (16-19 years) who are usually not interested in history, have little understanding of Polish and European history, and are vulnerable to various manipulations. But not only for older teens. I think that mature people may also be interested tragicomedy because of its specific theme. And now the information for the uninitiated: I have the same 20 years (year of birth 1991).
Readers who do not yet know my TragiFarsowej series, I urge you to familiarize with the following description of its parts. I assure you that all the dramas can be easily found on the Internet. Enjoy reading!
"tragicomedy socNIErealistyczna"
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The year is 1948. SocNIErealistyczna adventure, which meets 27-year-old Zdzislaw Baumfelda begins with quite banal. A young lieutenant of the Security and his companion, as usual, Archibald Mortar embark on a "night hunting" to arrest people behaving suspiciously on a charge of subversion. Round-up from the beginning associated with undesirable perypetiami, but eventually the two officers of the security fails to stop 24-year old pussy Vespasian - a citizen who's walking around the city at 11:00 at night. Zdzislaw there is no doubt: Vespasian must be one of ONYCH! And if it is not, then you need to do anything to it turned out, however, is! 24-year-old is a force pushed into a black Volga and rushed into the building UB. Twenty hours later, begins his audition, in which Baumfeld, mortar and free observer Maria Lolita (TW, Zdzislaw nieregulaminowo he took with him to work). Vespasian, rather than responding to questions interrogators, ostensibly to show them that they are not afraid: the game officials on the nerves, mocks them, indulges in silly jokes and ugly determine at them. Q: Will UB-eków patience, known for brutality and ruthlessness, will last forever?
"tragicomedy 59 years later"
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The year is 2007. Zdzislaw Baumfeld, a former officer of the UB and the torturer Vespasian Pussy is already 86-year old man. One day he meets in a city park to its former lover, ex-TW Maria Lolita, which begins to discuss the past. Zdzislaw is convinced that Communism ended with the period of Stalinism, the year 1956. It also argues that since then the situation in Poland has continued to deteriorate, and people like him - instead of enjoying the universal awe - they become social outcasts. Baumfeld fun of the former State Security Service agents, and describes them as a vain counterfeit radical UB-eków. Then the discussion is changing - Jimmy talks Maria Lolita about a new neighbor, who lived in the tower. Moments later, this neighbor, a 83-year-old pussy Vespasian, also appears in a city park in the company of his granddaughter, 16-year-old Cordelia cutlass. Baumfeld can not refrain from attacking his former victims: accosts Vespasian, accuses him of deliberately flooding, and even threatened litigation. Grandfather Cordelia is shocked cynicism of a man who once tortured him, and now manages the victim of fate. When trying to hit Zdzislaw pussy, in defense of the ex-prisoner becomes Siemomysł Ciesielski, moreover, were SB-ek ...
"tragicomedy third Scandal of the Century "
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The year is 1948. A few minutes after the events described in the "TragiFarsie socNIErealistycznej" Zdzislaw Baumfeld and his companions begin to prepare for something reprehensible and unusual - alcoholic libations in the UB-Ecki basement. Forbidden to participate in the game is invited a handful of officers, TW Maria Lolita, and even pussy Vespasian, who had just been interrogated in the basement. UB-ECY Some are skeptical about the idea of \u200b\u200ba young lieutenant, but - as the following from him brought - they must follow his instructions. Meanwhile, he persuaded representatives of the security Baumfeld that a scandalous event, "nobody would know." At some point one of the soldiers gets an idea to bring Wespazjanowi company - a young prisoner. That up a prisoner is 24-year-old Francis Xavier, who is beaten, spokorniała, mentally, and has broken foot wrapped in bloody bandages. Fun starts, UB-ECY hypocrites pretend that this day "we are in solidarity" and "resign from the artificial division between his and ONYCH." In the mid- Officer # Josaphat brings libations biesiadnikom frightening message: the director and deputy director of UB returned to Młodzianowic earlier than planned!
"tragicomedy + 60 years"
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The year is 2008. 84-year-old pussy Vespasian and his granddaughter, 17-year-old Cordelia cutlass, doing shopping in a supermarket Eldoradis. The girl draws attention to the fact that since we have not seen Zdzislaw Baumfelda - a former secret police, who once questioned her grandfather. Vespasian Cordelia reveals that Baumfeld went to North America to promote his veiled autobiography, in which he presented a false picture stalinistycznej police. Both grandfather and granddaughter, resent the fact that the former tormentor Poles become an international star, and his lies are considered in the West for the truth. At some point, the Pussy and cutlass joins 81-year-old Maria Lolita, an ex-lover and ex-Zdzislaw Secret Worked for UB. Vespasian informs her that she is also promoted by the modern media on the heroine - two American directors are spinning about her historical drama, a married Japończykowi Polka and her teenage daughter draw manga. Both film and comics are widely read biography inspired by Mary's Lolita, which was published without the knowledge or consent of that. When 81-year-old leaves the stage, Vespasian and Cordelia meet the Baumfelda. Former UB-ek boasts that it is already known and respected in the U.S., and young people wear shirts with his likeness. Completely, as if it was the second Ernesto "Che" Guevara ...
"tragicomedy 5th Special section on "
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The year is 1952. In the life of 31-year-old Zdzislaw Baumfelda, an officer of the Office Security, hard times ensue. Not only that, it shall be exempt from disciplinary work by its director, Col. Waldeberta Werfelberga, it's still turn away from him all the friends, including the Archibald Mortar. Zdzislaw, which is no longer what to look for in Młodzianowicach, goes to the Polish capital of China, where it is quickly gaining popularity and becoming known in various environments. Then in the life of former UB-eka begin to interfere with the "force majeure". Some important person from the Ministry of Public Security calls Werfelberga and dedication made him an offer Baumfelda in the hands of the Warsaw police. Is the head of the local secret police would agree to eliminate Zdzislaw? Odtrąconego the fate of all the ex-officer, who went to Warsaw in search of happiness? What are the First, Second and Third Secret Młodzianowicka? What supernatural creature familiar with their content? And anyway, what he is "an important person from Warsaw", and why bother tertiary UB-ekiem from a small town? Is it true that "as we do not know what's going on, it is about money"? The answer to all these questions is in the "TragiFarsie 5th Special Section"!
"tragicomedy 6. Total failure "
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The year is 1949. Vespasian pussy (24.5 years), who a few months before he was arrested by the Office of Safety and falsely accused of sedition, is already partially broken brutal interrogation, which runs against him, 28-year-old officer, Second Lieutenant Zdzislaw Baumfeld. Rebellious young man still - albeit less frequently - a man trying to be fearless and confident. His actions, however, contradict this image: Vespasian had already managed to sign into a fake testimony, incriminating him and a few poorly known persons. As for the representatives of the security police, they are already at the stage of drafting the indictment, which is to be sent to the District Military Court, and that shows pussy in an extremely unfavorable light. But before the trial even Vespasian must sign a confession, this time directed at his father. As a young man does not have the slightest inclination Zdzislaw threatens him that he would send to him a man named Jafar Takiffa - man, before whom even the bravest tremble prisoners. Who is he? Why is he afraid Baumfeld it? It is scary think!
"tragicomedy 7th "Conspiracy Theory"
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The year is 1952. Świętożyźń Klemermann, a former colleague from work Zdzislaw Baumfelda, invites you to a handful of trusted UB-eków to talk to them about the cases described in the "fifth TragiFarsie Special section. " A woman believes that the official version of those events, given by Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga is far-fetched and unbelievable. According to officers, the director of the Security młodzianowickiego lying to their subordinates, a recent attempt on the life Baumfelda a hoax on an unprecedented scale. Świętożyźń convinces his companions that the whole scam has been carefully planned by the same Zdzislaw, who is in cahoots with Werfelbergiem and "an important person from Warsaw." UB-ECY initially did not believe in the theory Klemermann, but later most of them changes his mind and joins it created a social movement 05/02/1952 Kelvin (not to be confused with Fahrenheit 9 / 11!). The purpose of this motion is to be discovered and made public the truth about the events that took place between April 30 and May 2, 1952 year. At one point, discussing the Communists joined the 17-year old daughter Świętożyźni, Gniewosądka who has brought a parcel from a Warsaw police officer. The contents of the consignment is in favor of the relationship Werfelberga ...
"tragicomedy 8th A new era of "
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The year is 1959. 38-year-old Zdzislaw Baumfeld that after these events he was forced to escape from the Polish People's Republic to the U.S., returns home unexpectedly. Spontaneous decision of the former UB-eka is by no means puts the euphoria of his family and friends. Baumfelda mother, his younger sister and friend Miłochna Jablonska believe that the return of former secret police officer is crazy and unnecessary risk. Zdzislaw insists, however, of the opinion that was correct, because an old friend Tryfiliusz Zielinski persuaded him to improve the situation in Poland. At some point in the meeting of the Communist reemigranta leaves his former lover, 32-year-old Maria Lolita, who tells him about what happened to her in his seven-year absence. Baumfeld then learns that the ex-TW, who has worked with ubecją only for him, she wanted after his escape commit suicide. He is also informed that Maria Lolita was treacherously blackmailed by the Director młodzianowickiego UB, Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga. During the interview Zdzislaw also learns about the shocking death of this officer and the turbulent fortunes of his deputy. Unexpectedly enters the scene Tryfiliusz Zielinski, who behaved suspiciously and mocks the naivety Baumfelda ...
"tragicomedy 9th Year 2009 "
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The year is 2009. Zdzislaw Baumfeld, living in a world already 88 years old, sitting in his apartment watching television news report in which there are his neighbors. You Rysikowie, Minigniew Sadowski and Niestanka Kwasigroch complain that the former UB-ek, called "Zdzislaw B." regularly teases them and other residents Młodzianowic. Heroes reportage pay special attention to the way in which a former officer of the Office of Security treats his ex-sacrifice, that Vespasian pussy. They say that Zdzislaw B. Vespasian and mentally harassed via the Internet and constantly reminds him of the hearings and of the failed executions dating back more than 60 years. According to Stylus, Sadowski and Kwasigroch, the whole city has for Zdzislaw reluctance and is ready to make the lynch him in a few decades of cruelty and malice. At some point Baumfeld hears the doorbell, and so turns off the TV. Zdzislaw unexpected visitor turns out to be 18-year-old granddaughter, Pussy, Cordelia cutlass, which recently became friends with former UB-ekiem. The teenager claims that since I did Baumfelda his friend, the society considers it to be a traitor and kolaborantkę. Suddenly, Cordelia comes after Vespasian, who reminds her of the crimes and asks her Zdzislaw be careful ...
"tragicomedy 10th Part of Jubilee "
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The year is 1953. Officers of the District Public Security Bureau in Młodzianowicach are shocked by an unexpected death of its director, the infamous Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga. The news of the death of Chief PUBP, although shocking for all employees, makes them very different reactions. Świętożyźń Klemermann and Gliceria Gościwit that once hated and accused Werfelberga him of dishonesty against his subordinates, and now after him cry and defend his reputation. Mortar Archibald, known for his cynicism and sense of humor, puts on the spur of satirical epigrams about the death of its director and on the preservation of other UB-eków. Dorotheus mockery and Glicerię Świętożyźń accuses of hypocrisy and inconsistency. Ubysław Hoffmendel and arrived with Wolisławowa Jędrzej Świniarz plunge into reverie and melancholy. Fulgentius and Gorgoniusz Skwarowscy Moździerzowi echoed in żartowaniu Werfelberga from death. Four days later, shortly before the funeral of Colonel, Acting Director PUBP Mroczysława Kalinowska-Wojcik meets with his friend, a historical figure - Blood Luna, Julia Brystiger (Brystygier). During the conversation comes to light that he was poisoned by Werfelberg Mroczysławę, who wanted to become the new head of UB młodzianowickiego ...
"tragicomedy 11th The strike strict "
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The year is 1948. Some time after the events described in the "TragiFarsie socNIErealistycznej" and "third TragiFarsie Scandal of the Century "officers of the Office of Security, 27-year-old second lieutenant. Zdzislaw Baumfeld and 43-year-old Sergeant. Mortar Archibald, arbitrarily organize a strike in the UB-eckiego building. Workers want the security in this way to protest against the recent decision of its director, which they consider to be senseless and taken out of pure malice. UB officials strike is to consist of refraining from questioning, and thus: torturing prisoners. Baumfeld and Mortar 'compliance with its provisions: bully, instead of 24-year-old prisoner of Vespasian pussy refer to it quite a pleasant conversation on topics unrelated to the investigation. During the said interview Zdzislaw tells a bit about their family situation, plans for the future, brilliant ideas, and not to his own boss, a Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga. Chat UB-eków the prisoner, which at one point joins the TW Maria Lolita, is interrupted by the arrival of wicedyrektorki UB Mroczysławy Kalinowska-Wojcik. Deputy Werfelberga criticizes the conduct of his subordinates and threatened them with punishment as too lenient treatment of prisoners ...
"tragicomedy 12th Cuckoo nest "
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The year is 1953. Lt. Col. Mroczysława Kalinowska-Wojcik, who murdered a few weeks earlier Werfelberga W., and RW Witkowski, is the new director of the Office of Security młodzianowickiego. A woman still struggling with schizophrenia, and her deputy, Captain. Ozanne Dudek and Cpt. April Kapitolina Kowalczyk, ensure that you regularly took systemic drugs. He does not know that the wicked wicedyrektorki give her - in addition to essential medicines - drugs to be able to manipulate her mind. Although notes that the film gets more than she should, but can not oppose Ożannie and flowers, as deputy threatened to have her return to the so-called. face prosecution. Meanwhile, the UB is in chaos. After the death of Werfelberga and Witkowski of UB-eków found that those dead men were great characters, which should build monuments. Others have adopted the argument that the Werfelberg and Witkowski were unworthy of attention losers. The two warring camps have their supporters among the dignitaries of MBP (the idea of \u200b\u200bbuilding monuments to support such Feygin, Rozanski and Czaplicki, and condemn Berman, Brystygierowa and Minc). Ozanne and April are afraid that Such a split in the UB may lead to the party purges, arrests and other misfortunes ...
"tragicomedy 13th Short form of theater, "
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The year is 1952. Two weeks before those others Zdzislaw Baumfeld Events of the 31-year-old lieutenant in the UB, is called "the rug" for their wicedyrektorki, Lieutenant-Colonel Mroczysławy Kalinowska-Wojcik. Woman blames subordinates for the irresponsible behavior that has been guilty of the previous day. So in fact made that inadvertently led to Baumfeld death of a prisoner of his interrogation, Syzyniusza Podgorski. Mroczysława claims that the Safety Authority will have difficulty with the public explanation of why this man - otherwise expendable - he died before the scheduled court trial. At some point, enters the room młodzianowickiej ubecji chief, Colonel Waldebert Werfelberg. When Kalinowska-Wojcik tells him about a recent iniquity Zdzislaw Werfelberg states that this whole affair is a "storm in a teacup", and premature death can be easily covered up Podgorski. Since Baumfeld thought that the director of UB forgave him his transgression, he begins to loudly praise the "wisdom" and "understanding" of his boss. Zdzislaw Joy turns out to be unwarranted, because the colonel expressed the view that the 31-year-old lieutenant deserves punishment for acts of incompetence that happen to him more often ...
"tragicomedy 14th Midlife crisis "
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The year is 1962. Former officer młodzianowickiego Safety Office, Zdzislaw Baumfeld, who was already 41 years old, going through midlife crisis. A man who was once a confident, energetic and full of optimism, looks depressed. Not only that he is constantly depressed, it's still closes in on itself and isolated from people. In the strange behavior Baumfelda notes his mother, 64-year-old Ruta, who unsuccessfully tried to comfort him. A woman invites her son, confided to her with their problems. Initially, Zdzislaw not want to talk to Ruta, but then breaks down and tells her about her worries. A man can not accept the fact that a highly placed, well-earning and praised by their superiors UB officer turned into a social outcast, widely despised for the crimes of the Stalinist period. Mother complains that she raised him to the executioner and murderer, which wasted my life. Emphasizes that people have the same feelings Młodzianowic, the more that it is the Ruta contributed to the early release from prison Baumfelda. At some point, Zdzislaw - upset by the fact that his mother treats him like a lost child - throws with his fists on his own Mother of ...
As the author of fourteen of these do not exclude the possibility of tragicomedy writing of the fifteenth. Who knows, maybe soon we will know more secrets of the UB-eka Zdzislaw, his mistress Marie Lolita, a crazy prisoner in his boldness Vespasian and the other characters? I've had a lot of ideas to continue the series, but I do not know whether and when to be realized. So today, I would not want to promise anything or shatter. It all depends on whether or not I run out of creative inspiration ...
Natalia Julia Smith,
12 July 2010 - April 28, 2011
PS I also invite to read the stories "The Bible ubecji, or briefcase companion Zdzislaw" and "PUBP, or Polish Area 51." In addition, to inform about the existence of sketches entitled "tragicomedy from the kitchen" and "Lord Mr. X, the original Zdzislaw companion." 
My name is Natalie and Julia Smith since April 2010, I create a series of dramatic Zdzisławie Baumfeldzie (cynical functionary of the Office of Public Safety), Maria Lolita ( its mindless mistress, and also the Privy Współpracowniczce UB) and Vespasian Pussy (an innocent prisoner, whose Zdzislaw falsely accuses of subversion). The said series, which contain all the parts in the title word "tragicomedy", shows the main characters from two perspectives. Once we get to know them as young people living in a period of Polish People's Republic, at other times - as the old men trying to find in today's world.
drama series is the evolution of threads, which I described in my story, "The Bible ubecji, or briefcase companion Zdzislaw" and in the fourth and fifth stage (resp. in the epilogue), the drama "Very conspiracy theory of history." Aiming it mainly for older teenagers (16-19 years) who are usually not interested in history, have little understanding of Polish and European history, and are vulnerable to various manipulations. But not only for older teens. I think that mature people may also be interested tragicomedy because of its specific theme. And now the information for the uninitiated: I have the same 20 years (year of birth 1991).
Readers who do not yet know my TragiFarsowej series, I urge you to familiarize with the following description of its parts. I assure you that all the dramas can be easily found on the Internet. Enjoy reading!
"tragicomedy socNIErealistyczna"
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The year is 1948. SocNIErealistyczna adventure, which meets 27-year-old Zdzislaw Baumfelda begins with quite banal. A young lieutenant of the Security and his companion, as usual, Archibald Mortar embark on a "night hunting" to arrest people behaving suspiciously on a charge of subversion. Round-up from the beginning associated with undesirable perypetiami, but eventually the two officers of the security fails to stop 24-year old pussy Vespasian - a citizen who's walking around the city at 11:00 at night. Zdzislaw there is no doubt: Vespasian must be one of ONYCH! And if it is not, then you need to do anything to it turned out, however, is! 24-year-old is a force pushed into a black Volga and rushed into the building UB. Twenty hours later, begins his audition, in which Baumfeld, mortar and free observer Maria Lolita (TW, Zdzislaw nieregulaminowo he took with him to work). Vespasian, rather than responding to questions interrogators, ostensibly to show them that they are not afraid: the game officials on the nerves, mocks them, indulges in silly jokes and ugly determine at them. Q: Will UB-eków patience, known for brutality and ruthlessness, will last forever?
"tragicomedy 59 years later"
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The year is 2007. Zdzislaw Baumfeld, a former officer of the UB and the torturer Vespasian Pussy is already 86-year old man. One day he meets in a city park to its former lover, ex-TW Maria Lolita, which begins to discuss the past. Zdzislaw is convinced that Communism ended with the period of Stalinism, the year 1956. It also argues that since then the situation in Poland has continued to deteriorate, and people like him - instead of enjoying the universal awe - they become social outcasts. Baumfeld fun of the former State Security Service agents, and describes them as a vain counterfeit radical UB-eków. Then the discussion is changing - Jimmy talks Maria Lolita about a new neighbor, who lived in the tower. Moments later, this neighbor, a 83-year-old pussy Vespasian, also appears in a city park in the company of his granddaughter, 16-year-old Cordelia cutlass. Baumfeld can not refrain from attacking his former victims: accosts Vespasian, accuses him of deliberately flooding, and even threatened litigation. Grandfather Cordelia is shocked cynicism of a man who once tortured him, and now manages the victim of fate. When trying to hit Zdzislaw pussy, in defense of the ex-prisoner becomes Siemomysł Ciesielski, moreover, were SB-ek ...
"tragicomedy third Scandal of the Century "
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The year is 1948. A few minutes after the events described in the "TragiFarsie socNIErealistycznej" Zdzislaw Baumfeld and his companions begin to prepare for something reprehensible and unusual - alcoholic libations in the UB-Ecki basement. Forbidden to participate in the game is invited a handful of officers, TW Maria Lolita, and even pussy Vespasian, who had just been interrogated in the basement. UB-ECY Some are skeptical about the idea of \u200b\u200ba young lieutenant, but - as the following from him brought - they must follow his instructions. Meanwhile, he persuaded representatives of the security Baumfeld that a scandalous event, "nobody would know." At some point one of the soldiers gets an idea to bring Wespazjanowi company - a young prisoner. That up a prisoner is 24-year-old Francis Xavier, who is beaten, spokorniała, mentally, and has broken foot wrapped in bloody bandages. Fun starts, UB-ECY hypocrites pretend that this day "we are in solidarity" and "resign from the artificial division between his and ONYCH." In the mid- Officer # Josaphat brings libations biesiadnikom frightening message: the director and deputy director of UB returned to Młodzianowic earlier than planned!
"tragicomedy + 60 years"
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The year is 2008. 84-year-old pussy Vespasian and his granddaughter, 17-year-old Cordelia cutlass, doing shopping in a supermarket Eldoradis. The girl draws attention to the fact that since we have not seen Zdzislaw Baumfelda - a former secret police, who once questioned her grandfather. Vespasian Cordelia reveals that Baumfeld went to North America to promote his veiled autobiography, in which he presented a false picture stalinistycznej police. Both grandfather and granddaughter, resent the fact that the former tormentor Poles become an international star, and his lies are considered in the West for the truth. At some point, the Pussy and cutlass joins 81-year-old Maria Lolita, an ex-lover and ex-Zdzislaw Secret Worked for UB. Vespasian informs her that she is also promoted by the modern media on the heroine - two American directors are spinning about her historical drama, a married Japończykowi Polka and her teenage daughter draw manga. Both film and comics are widely read biography inspired by Mary's Lolita, which was published without the knowledge or consent of that. When 81-year-old leaves the stage, Vespasian and Cordelia meet the Baumfelda. Former UB-ek boasts that it is already known and respected in the U.S., and young people wear shirts with his likeness. Completely, as if it was the second Ernesto "Che" Guevara ...
"tragicomedy 5th Special section on "
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The year is 1952. In the life of 31-year-old Zdzislaw Baumfelda, an officer of the Office Security, hard times ensue. Not only that, it shall be exempt from disciplinary work by its director, Col. Waldeberta Werfelberga, it's still turn away from him all the friends, including the Archibald Mortar. Zdzislaw, which is no longer what to look for in Młodzianowicach, goes to the Polish capital of China, where it is quickly gaining popularity and becoming known in various environments. Then in the life of former UB-eka begin to interfere with the "force majeure". Some important person from the Ministry of Public Security calls Werfelberga and dedication made him an offer Baumfelda in the hands of the Warsaw police. Is the head of the local secret police would agree to eliminate Zdzislaw? Odtrąconego the fate of all the ex-officer, who went to Warsaw in search of happiness? What are the First, Second and Third Secret Młodzianowicka? What supernatural creature familiar with their content? And anyway, what he is "an important person from Warsaw", and why bother tertiary UB-ekiem from a small town? Is it true that "as we do not know what's going on, it is about money"? The answer to all these questions is in the "TragiFarsie 5th Special Section"!
"tragicomedy 6. Total failure "
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The year is 1949. Vespasian pussy (24.5 years), who a few months before he was arrested by the Office of Safety and falsely accused of sedition, is already partially broken brutal interrogation, which runs against him, 28-year-old officer, Second Lieutenant Zdzislaw Baumfeld. Rebellious young man still - albeit less frequently - a man trying to be fearless and confident. His actions, however, contradict this image: Vespasian had already managed to sign into a fake testimony, incriminating him and a few poorly known persons. As for the representatives of the security police, they are already at the stage of drafting the indictment, which is to be sent to the District Military Court, and that shows pussy in an extremely unfavorable light. But before the trial even Vespasian must sign a confession, this time directed at his father. As a young man does not have the slightest inclination Zdzislaw threatens him that he would send to him a man named Jafar Takiffa - man, before whom even the bravest tremble prisoners. Who is he? Why is he afraid Baumfeld it? It is scary think!
"tragicomedy 7th "Conspiracy Theory"
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The year is 1952. Świętożyźń Klemermann, a former colleague from work Zdzislaw Baumfelda, invites you to a handful of trusted UB-eków to talk to them about the cases described in the "fifth TragiFarsie Special section. " A woman believes that the official version of those events, given by Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga is far-fetched and unbelievable. According to officers, the director of the Security młodzianowickiego lying to their subordinates, a recent attempt on the life Baumfelda a hoax on an unprecedented scale. Świętożyźń convinces his companions that the whole scam has been carefully planned by the same Zdzislaw, who is in cahoots with Werfelbergiem and "an important person from Warsaw." UB-ECY initially did not believe in the theory Klemermann, but later most of them changes his mind and joins it created a social movement 05/02/1952 Kelvin (not to be confused with Fahrenheit 9 / 11!). The purpose of this motion is to be discovered and made public the truth about the events that took place between April 30 and May 2, 1952 year. At one point, discussing the Communists joined the 17-year old daughter Świętożyźni, Gniewosądka who has brought a parcel from a Warsaw police officer. The contents of the consignment is in favor of the relationship Werfelberga ...
"tragicomedy 8th A new era of "
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The year is 1959. 38-year-old Zdzislaw Baumfeld that after these events he was forced to escape from the Polish People's Republic to the U.S., returns home unexpectedly. Spontaneous decision of the former UB-eka is by no means puts the euphoria of his family and friends. Baumfelda mother, his younger sister and friend Miłochna Jablonska believe that the return of former secret police officer is crazy and unnecessary risk. Zdzislaw insists, however, of the opinion that was correct, because an old friend Tryfiliusz Zielinski persuaded him to improve the situation in Poland. At some point in the meeting of the Communist reemigranta leaves his former lover, 32-year-old Maria Lolita, who tells him about what happened to her in his seven-year absence. Baumfeld then learns that the ex-TW, who has worked with ubecją only for him, she wanted after his escape commit suicide. He is also informed that Maria Lolita was treacherously blackmailed by the Director młodzianowickiego UB, Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga. During the interview Zdzislaw also learns about the shocking death of this officer and the turbulent fortunes of his deputy. Unexpectedly enters the scene Tryfiliusz Zielinski, who behaved suspiciously and mocks the naivety Baumfelda ...
"tragicomedy 9th Year 2009 "
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The year is 2009. Zdzislaw Baumfeld, living in a world already 88 years old, sitting in his apartment watching television news report in which there are his neighbors. You Rysikowie, Minigniew Sadowski and Niestanka Kwasigroch complain that the former UB-ek, called "Zdzislaw B." regularly teases them and other residents Młodzianowic. Heroes reportage pay special attention to the way in which a former officer of the Office of Security treats his ex-sacrifice, that Vespasian pussy. They say that Zdzislaw B. Vespasian and mentally harassed via the Internet and constantly reminds him of the hearings and of the failed executions dating back more than 60 years. According to Stylus, Sadowski and Kwasigroch, the whole city has for Zdzislaw reluctance and is ready to make the lynch him in a few decades of cruelty and malice. At some point Baumfeld hears the doorbell, and so turns off the TV. Zdzislaw unexpected visitor turns out to be 18-year-old granddaughter, Pussy, Cordelia cutlass, which recently became friends with former UB-ekiem. The teenager claims that since I did Baumfelda his friend, the society considers it to be a traitor and kolaborantkę. Suddenly, Cordelia comes after Vespasian, who reminds her of the crimes and asks her Zdzislaw be careful ...
"tragicomedy 10th Part of Jubilee "
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The year is 1953. Officers of the District Public Security Bureau in Młodzianowicach are shocked by an unexpected death of its director, the infamous Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga. The news of the death of Chief PUBP, although shocking for all employees, makes them very different reactions. Świętożyźń Klemermann and Gliceria Gościwit that once hated and accused Werfelberga him of dishonesty against his subordinates, and now after him cry and defend his reputation. Mortar Archibald, known for his cynicism and sense of humor, puts on the spur of satirical epigrams about the death of its director and on the preservation of other UB-eków. Dorotheus mockery and Glicerię Świętożyźń accuses of hypocrisy and inconsistency. Ubysław Hoffmendel and arrived with Wolisławowa Jędrzej Świniarz plunge into reverie and melancholy. Fulgentius and Gorgoniusz Skwarowscy Moździerzowi echoed in żartowaniu Werfelberga from death. Four days later, shortly before the funeral of Colonel, Acting Director PUBP Mroczysława Kalinowska-Wojcik meets with his friend, a historical figure - Blood Luna, Julia Brystiger (Brystygier). During the conversation comes to light that he was poisoned by Werfelberg Mroczysławę, who wanted to become the new head of UB młodzianowickiego ...
"tragicomedy 11th The strike strict "
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The year is 1948. Some time after the events described in the "TragiFarsie socNIErealistycznej" and "third TragiFarsie Scandal of the Century "officers of the Office of Security, 27-year-old second lieutenant. Zdzislaw Baumfeld and 43-year-old Sergeant. Mortar Archibald, arbitrarily organize a strike in the UB-eckiego building. Workers want the security in this way to protest against the recent decision of its director, which they consider to be senseless and taken out of pure malice. UB officials strike is to consist of refraining from questioning, and thus: torturing prisoners. Baumfeld and Mortar 'compliance with its provisions: bully, instead of 24-year-old prisoner of Vespasian pussy refer to it quite a pleasant conversation on topics unrelated to the investigation. During the said interview Zdzislaw tells a bit about their family situation, plans for the future, brilliant ideas, and not to his own boss, a Colonel Waldeberta Werfelberga. Chat UB-eków the prisoner, which at one point joins the TW Maria Lolita, is interrupted by the arrival of wicedyrektorki UB Mroczysławy Kalinowska-Wojcik. Deputy Werfelberga criticizes the conduct of his subordinates and threatened them with punishment as too lenient treatment of prisoners ...
"tragicomedy 12th Cuckoo nest "
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The year is 1953. Lt. Col. Mroczysława Kalinowska-Wojcik, who murdered a few weeks earlier Werfelberga W., and RW Witkowski, is the new director of the Office of Security młodzianowickiego. A woman still struggling with schizophrenia, and her deputy, Captain. Ozanne Dudek and Cpt. April Kapitolina Kowalczyk, ensure that you regularly took systemic drugs. He does not know that the wicked wicedyrektorki give her - in addition to essential medicines - drugs to be able to manipulate her mind. Although notes that the film gets more than she should, but can not oppose Ożannie and flowers, as deputy threatened to have her return to the so-called. face prosecution. Meanwhile, the UB is in chaos. After the death of Werfelberga and Witkowski of UB-eków found that those dead men were great characters, which should build monuments. Others have adopted the argument that the Werfelberg and Witkowski were unworthy of attention losers. The two warring camps have their supporters among the dignitaries of MBP (the idea of \u200b\u200bbuilding monuments to support such Feygin, Rozanski and Czaplicki, and condemn Berman, Brystygierowa and Minc). Ozanne and April are afraid that Such a split in the UB may lead to the party purges, arrests and other misfortunes ...
"tragicomedy 13th Short form of theater, "
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The year is 1952. Two weeks before those others Zdzislaw Baumfeld Events of the 31-year-old lieutenant in the UB, is called "the rug" for their wicedyrektorki, Lieutenant-Colonel Mroczysławy Kalinowska-Wojcik. Woman blames subordinates for the irresponsible behavior that has been guilty of the previous day. So in fact made that inadvertently led to Baumfeld death of a prisoner of his interrogation, Syzyniusza Podgorski. Mroczysława claims that the Safety Authority will have difficulty with the public explanation of why this man - otherwise expendable - he died before the scheduled court trial. At some point, enters the room młodzianowickiej ubecji chief, Colonel Waldebert Werfelberg. When Kalinowska-Wojcik tells him about a recent iniquity Zdzislaw Werfelberg states that this whole affair is a "storm in a teacup", and premature death can be easily covered up Podgorski. Since Baumfeld thought that the director of UB forgave him his transgression, he begins to loudly praise the "wisdom" and "understanding" of his boss. Zdzislaw Joy turns out to be unwarranted, because the colonel expressed the view that the 31-year-old lieutenant deserves punishment for acts of incompetence that happen to him more often ...
"tragicomedy 14th Midlife crisis "
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The year is 1962. Former officer młodzianowickiego Safety Office, Zdzislaw Baumfeld, who was already 41 years old, going through midlife crisis. A man who was once a confident, energetic and full of optimism, looks depressed. Not only that he is constantly depressed, it's still closes in on itself and isolated from people. In the strange behavior Baumfelda notes his mother, 64-year-old Ruta, who unsuccessfully tried to comfort him. A woman invites her son, confided to her with their problems. Initially, Zdzislaw not want to talk to Ruta, but then breaks down and tells her about her worries. A man can not accept the fact that a highly placed, well-earning and praised by their superiors UB officer turned into a social outcast, widely despised for the crimes of the Stalinist period. Mother complains that she raised him to the executioner and murderer, which wasted my life. Emphasizes that people have the same feelings Młodzianowic, the more that it is the Ruta contributed to the early release from prison Baumfelda. At some point, Zdzislaw - upset by the fact that his mother treats him like a lost child - throws with his fists on his own Mother of ...
As the author of fourteen of these do not exclude the possibility of tragicomedy writing of the fifteenth. Who knows, maybe soon we will know more secrets of the UB-eka Zdzislaw, his mistress Marie Lolita, a crazy prisoner in his boldness Vespasian and the other characters? I've had a lot of ideas to continue the series, but I do not know whether and when to be realized. So today, I would not want to promise anything or shatter. It all depends on whether or not I run out of creative inspiration ...
Natalia Julia Smith,
12 July 2010 - April 28, 2011
PS I also invite to read the stories "The Bible ubecji, or briefcase companion Zdzislaw" and "PUBP, or Polish Area 51." In addition, to inform about the existence of sketches entitled "tragicomedy from the kitchen" and "Lord Mr. X, the original Zdzislaw companion."
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